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Hello, welcome to my column. I'll attempt to answer your questions to the best of my ability. I may only be 13, but contrary to popular belief, I am mature for my age.

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my thighs are huge!! i bought a bikini and it doesnt look right on the bottom because of my thighs!! how can i get then to thin and even out? can i do that?

You can try the "Buns and Thighs" workout. Or you can just try a different swimsuit. And sometimes people are too overly critical about themselves, so bring in an outside source and ask them their opinion.

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Just as a warning, this will be long. If you have a problem with that, skip on to the next question.
Okay. So my guy and I have been together about 18 months now, and it's been great up until awhile ago.
Now, my boyfriend and I used to have the exact same ideals about sex - we both thought oral was stupid and disgusting, and neither of us was really into the whole manual thing.
All of a sudden, he's asking me for oral all the time - I did that once and I told him I wasn't comfortable with it. He's even asking for "road head" which I always thought only assholes asked for and only sluts gave.
Does he think I'm a slut just because I've had sex?
I feel like he's been taking advantage of me lately and making me feel like a bad girlfriend. I know I'm not, though he makes me feel like it's my fault when we fight, and makes me feel like I'm the one that needs to change, when I believe now that it's him that needs to change.
I really do hope this is just a bump in the relationship - don't most people hit bumps when they've been together awhile?
We were such a great couple for so long, and then all of a sudden, he decided he wanted more sexual stuff than I'm willing and comfortable with giving him. Now, I can understand he may be a little sexually frustrated, as we haven't had sex in like a month, but I told him we'd have to wait a month (due to a medication I ended up on that conflicted with my birth control pill), and he was okay with it. Now he's suddenly not. I'm confused.
He used to be utterly romantic and sweet. Now he's turning into a complete ass.
I really want to ask him right now if he really loves me or he just enjoys fucking me. Recently, it seems like the latter.
We always said that sex was like the icing to a cake in this relationship. He claims this relationship is based on love, not lust, but I'm not so sure about that anymore.
I don't want to break up with him. I want him to realize what he's doing, and I want to fix this between us, hopefully before saturday. Saturday's his birthday, and I went to a lot of trouble to find him a present he wants this year. I'd rather not return it.
But mostly, I just want this to go back to normal. I was so happy with him before...
Help me out?
~Cali~

Every couple has a hardship, and this is yours.
You said that you have been together for 18 months, and you have already engaged in sexual activities. You also said that you both agreed that oral sex was disgusting, Perhaps he was just agreeing with you to avoid causing a conflict. If you ask me, No, you should not break up with him. Just because he's longing for more sexual activity, doesn't mean you have to give in. Your a person, and if he doesn't realize that, you should let him know. There is a phase that most people go through, and they develop a stronger sexual desire. It's very normal to have such urges, very similar to the ones that he possess. You should not take back his gift, you should show him that you love him, even if it feels like your shooting at something that's already dead. You need to talk to him, in privet, this should help tons or backfire horribly. Don't stop trying, keep on draining. Even when it feels as if there is nothing left, keep squeezing.
-PZ

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I dont know what to do! My scale says I'm 123,and my mom says its accurate,but I think I weigh a lot more! I'm 13, and i dont know what to do. And i wanna wear a bikini this summer. Any suggestions about exercising?

Exercise. Now I'm not saying to compete in a marathon, but a little exercise goes a long way. Start by doing little sets of sit-ups and push-ups. Do them correctly, or you won't help yourself at all. Another thing is, eat right. Once again, I'm not saying to turn into a "vegetable freak", but there's no reason to be a carnivore. Eat salads, take vitamins, drink water instead of soda. Think about what you eat at school everyday, does it seem unhealthy? Run outside, when the weather is nice. There are many ways to stay fit, but it all starts with you. This is my advice, from one 13 year old to another.

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I saw the Grudge last night, and I thought it was pretty scary,and now I'm really scared. Like when I'll be in my room, (my light always does this)the light will go on and off and I've never been scared by that, and now I'm totally freaked out! what should i do?!!

Remember, a movie is a movie, it's a work of fiction. If you are afraid of sleeping, watch a "Feel Good" movie. A movie that's happy, and warm, as opposed to dark and gloomy. This should help. If the lights scare you, turn on a lamp, that's bright enough to lighten, but dim enough so you can sleep in comfort. If none of these work, stay up and long as you can, you will soon get so tired, you won't even be thinking clearly. Try falling asleep while the TV is on, or with the TV on in the other room. I don't know why, but I always had a feeling of comfort whenever my father had the television on while I slept. I couldn't see it, but I could here it. The dark can play with your mind. In the darkness, your imagination runs wild, and you can't process your thoughts clearly, So avoid sleeping in completely pitch black rooms. I hope my advice helps.

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do most girls shave their pussys?

Only the hot ones.

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does anyone know where theres a place i can find fake belly rings and stuff?

Why go fake? Someone's going to pull it off and laugh at you. But if you really want to know, go to a store like Hot Topic. They have tons of rings. Real and Fake.

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