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hey dude..im bored and i dont feel like cleaning my room..but i am grounded until i do..what should i do? (link)
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It's as simple as a pimple!!! Grow your hair out for a few months then when it's long enough cut it off and make a rope out of it, so you can climb out of your window and run away.
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wat kind of dumb question is that? can seventrh graders get sunburnt? duhh they can!! any ways... why do you like giving advice so much?
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Why do you like hearing my advice so much, because this is your what, third no fourth question you've asked me
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you said you didnt kno anyone in seventh grade...but im in seventh grade godamit!!
well neways..i am sunburnt..wat should i do?
it doesnt hurt but it is red! (link)
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Again, I don't know you. About the sunburn, can seventh graders get sunburn???
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okay so this is my long story short. theres this guy i liked in 5th grade currently seventh grade i've known him like FOREVER ! in fifth grade he cheated on me and this year at haloween i went to my friends party and he asked me out i said i didnt know so he was all over me in every way he could be so then a month later she had her great grandmoms 80 birthday party and he asked me out again so i said yeah because i liked him and we made out a couple of times and then another month later he asked me out nd i said no although i like but hes a MAJOR PLAYER !! and i think i love him everytime we pass eachother in the hallways we look at eachother then lookaway i think he likes me but is afraid to admit PLEASE HELP ME !!
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Usually I know, or at least have an idea, of who is asking me a question, yet now I can't think of anyone I know in the seventh grade. I'm really sorry, but since I have no idea who this is I really don't care what you do. You might as well have sex with him, come on I mean why not? He sounds cute, I mean there is no reason not to, don't be a loser have sex with him. But remember these simple words, "Sex is like a game of baseball, pretend your the ball and your crossing the plate at the 7th inning stretch!"
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I'm in 8th grade and there is this 7th grader in my Strings class that has like an aide and he is soo annoying and weird. When we went to Busch Gardens for a competition he would only be in my group and he stared at me CONSTANTLY. He wouldn't leave me alone either. He would only go on rides i went on. The other day my friend asked him without consulting me if he liked me and he said yes. My other friend wants to ask him if he'd ever ask me out but i don't want to have to break his heart. Everyone i know wants to ask him for laughs but i don't know what i would say if he did, not that think he would. What should i do? (link)
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The only correct thing to do is don't break his heart, break his face.
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Nick,
I have a computer monitor that i do not want and do not need. What should i do with it?
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Well Vick, the most obvious awnser would be to plug the little red cord into your left ear canal and the little blue cord into your right ear canal so they connect to your brain. Then turn the monitor on and the electrons and crap will make what your thinking appear on the monitor!
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how long have you been giving advice? (link)
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Well it all dates back to the womb that I was carried in.
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Where do babies come from?? (link)
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The UPS Postal Service.
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Nick,
I have genital warts, an active herpes outbreak, and a yeast infection on my scrotum and foreskin. Should i kill myself?
Tainted,
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Take it from me, I had a yeast infectin myself. Rub vasoline on it twice a day. For the herpes it's quite simple, put a band-aid over it and say your Nelly. The genital warts, well what can I say...I wish I knew how to get rid of mine.
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Nick,
I'm in debt up to my sternum. What is the best way for me to get back on the road to financial freedom?
Spent,
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Well Cornelius, to really get on the road to financial freedom you have to have creativity. The most productive companies are unique and one of a kind, for instance take the inventors of the Chia Pet, very unique, and there is nothing like it on the market. You need a product that your target audience will always need. May I suggest a item? What does this country have that we will never get rid of...crack heads, and homeless people. What do all crack heads and homeless people have at the places they live? Mice. I suggest go downtown and sell mouse traps for one dollar. Crack heads and homeless people will love it!
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what does a uncircumsized peepee look like? (link)
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This is by far the most disturbing and disgusting question I have heard in my whole career of advice. I hope you know God is listening, and watching you type. This is a perfect example of the odd and foul thoughts that are mostly likely floating around in your head. There is a line and you not only crossed it but you ran and went approximately 5 miles past that line. I am serious when I say this, stop! Just stop tryin, you seem like a protege of Howard Stern and you are a very unique person but please keep that uniqueness to yourself.
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should i bang my girlfriend? (link)
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The question at hand is not whether or not you should engage in sexual intercourse with your significant other. The question at hand is would it be morally correct to "bang" this female. To find out the awnser you have to find out your religious beliefs, is sex before marriage correct? Young man, I would love to play God and tell you right from wrong, but the question is not up to me it is up to you...do you think it is time to begin a life commitment with this woman? The only real advice I can give you is, "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."
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