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my boyfriend is very worried about this, whenever he ejaculates his left testicle rises so far, its like going up in his body and he has to manually move it back down, after he ejaculates he complains his nuts hurt, does anyone know what this might be?? or have it?? or heard of it? anything would be helpful since hes very worried by it, thanks


oh he had a Hernia about a year and a half ago, they had to put a screen in him, just in case that helps
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I had the same thing with one testicle being higher than the other, but it went away as I got older. But the pain thing sounds strange to me. Tell him to take a bath and check his testicles for lumps while he's in it. And you can help too. Gently hold on to his testicles and tell him to cough. If they don't move any then he should do what the previous person who answered said and see a specialist.


So im 14 and i really want to earn money. I live in a town that has a pizza ranch(if you dont know what that is, its a business in the midwest, pretty big too.) well i really want to earn money so i can get things that i want. And i was wondering how old should you be to work there? how much do you think youd get? any advice on the application..?
thank you so much!:D
female- 14 years old
currently in no sports
live two blocks away from pizza ranch so i can walk.:) (link)
Don't you need to be at least 16 to work? If not, get a Curriculum Vitae (Resume) and hand it in. Don't expect them to contact you right away, you need to keep going back and asking about your application. Or just walk in and ask to speak to a manager and he'll give you an application form. As for salary, I can't help you. I'm in the marine industry so I get a basic monthly salary, commission and bonuses, so yeah. I don't know what food industry pay structure is like.


I have been going out with this kid for about 5 months. I'd like to have sex with him and so does he. However he's 21 and i'm 17. He's had about 5-6 partners in the past and i'm a virgin. We've tried having sex a few times but it honestly hurts (lmao) so I just tell him to stop. How can I just get over the fact that it's gonna hurt? Any tips? (link)
KY Jelly and alcohol =) If you're both drunk and both tried to have sex before then it's not classed as 'taking advantage'. It's just being nice to yourelf =)


I am 16 and my best friend is 15, we have been friends for a long time and she stayed ths night at my house.We both have had sex with our boyfriends before. Well she asked to "eat me out" and i said yes. i liked it,but i like guys and i am not bisexual. so why i did like it?. should i talk to her about it? what should i do? (link)
You could have some hidden feelings towards women. You're straight, but maybe, just MAYBE you have a side to you that likes women too! It's not a bad thing. There's no need to talk to your friend about it unless you want her to do it again or never do it again. It's natural for women to like oral sex. It doesn't matter whether it's a guy or girl who's performing it on you. It's only your eyes that can tell the difference, not your body's instincts =)


my boyfriend lives in another state then I, his friends and family because of college. he is turning 21 soon and I want to go ALL OUT for him! I want it to be very memorable!!! I'm thinking of myspacing or calling his CLOSE friends and asking them to come down on that day. I also want to have a party for him. the best party anyone can throw. his apartment (shared with 3 roommates) is where it would be. I don't want him knowing that I am throwing him a HUGE party either! Please Please help!!! Thank you soooo much! (link)
JUNGLE JUICE! I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's a REALLY potent cocktail, most commonly mixed in a big barrel =) Make a barrel of that and everyone at the party will be HYPER, and it will be a good laugh.

And as for the memorable birthday present. Why not try getting him some memorabilia from his favourite sport. Like a football throwback with his name on the back. Or a baseball with a sweet note on it that he will treasure forever, or if he's that way inclined, a personalized golf ball =)




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