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Member Since: February 29, 2008
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Last Update: February 29, 2008
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Is it weird for girls to ask guys out?
Which do guys prefer?
Any opinion is appreciated. (link)
EVERY girl should ask a guy out. it's like winning the lottery for the guy.


I know this may sound nasty and a wierd question . But in my underwear its like this white kind of thick gooy stuff , iv only noticed it to days in a row . Any idea what it is ?

oh and its like i can pull some off & it feels like a booger . (link)
you got it right...it's goo. another word for it is jizz. cheers =]


Do you find super-skinny women like modern-day super models to be attractive?

Do you find super-skinny girls/women you know to be attractive? (link)
Yes and Yes.

but look...it's not about skinny anymore. it's about how big the boobs are now. a nice booty is great too.

it is what it is =]


i missed 6 days of school because i was very very sick. so clearly im going to have a LOT of make up work to do.

any tips on how to manage all of my missed work? (link)
i knew a kid that would do my homework for a couple bucks....maybe you know someone too? give it a try. =)


What's a good program for editing my website pages? I've tried searching already. Didn't really find what I wanted... I don't want something that does everything for me, change anything or add anything in. It'd be nice to have a preview option as going to click the file to view would get rather old. (link)
Macromedia Dreamweaver


my boyfriend and i have been together for eight months now. its really nice but i think hes getting tired of me. everytime i mention taking a break he goes crazy though. i dont want him to stay just because he thinks i wont be here later. what can i dooo. (link)
get a gym pass, work out, buy some nice skimpy clothes...you'll be surprised how things change when you're body is more firm and wearing some nice revealing clothes. aint no joke. do a different hair-do to change it up too...like have bangs.

=)


I KNOW ITS LONG, BUT PLEASE PLEASE ITS VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ ALL AND PLEASE TRY TO HELP ME!
i dont have school for the next 2 weeks and today i went to see my mom at work when i got there she was talking on the phone in a veryy flirtatious way. if you knew my mom u knew she has a very strong voice and is often being mean to people. but on the other hand she was actually laughing at what the person on the other line said and was being verrry flirty and talking in a low voice. i listened more and i KNew it was a guy. i also knew it wasn't someone that i knew because that was not the way she usually talks to people. her and my dad have been married for about 19 years now. they always say that they dont belive in gettin divorce and that they love eachother very much. also this might sounds very discusting but i have heard them have sex a lot recently because i cant sleep so i can hear evrything in my house. so then i walked into her room and she went to the bathroom as i got my chance i checked her phonee and this number had called her and she had been takling for about 1/2 n hr. i also checked her messages and in her inbox this number had sent to messages, on saying "what else lady" and the second "can i call you" the only perosn that calls my mom lady is my dad in a cute way sort of saying babe but i knew it wasnt my dad because that is not his cell number nd it would be stupid for him to secretly have another one. the messages in her outbox to him where "uhmm lemme think about it" and "okay call me for like 2 secs" those '2 secs' turned into 1.2 n hr. later when we got home i went to check her mesages and her calls again and she had deleted all of it! meaning she didn't want anyyone seeing that! i wrote down the number before when she was in the bathroom on my leg so she wouldnt see it. i later called it a man that i have neverr heard his voice before picked up. i go everywhere with my parents a lot so i know of all their friends and people around them. i really think she's cheating, WHAT SHOULD I DO? my mom is very religious and i KNOW my dad is crazy and completely in LOVE with her, i dont want to hurt him, but i feel as though im hurtin ghim more by keeping it from him, please HELP. (link)
i think you should look away and forget. the more you snoop around, the more deeper you will get. next thing you know, you're taking a bus to seattle, out of cash, sitting in the rain =[


here's the deal i've falling head over heals for this guy sam. Well he liked me before so we uuse to talk alot. and he found out i liked someone else so he kind of backed off. and now i relize i like him and he doesn't like me he told me he likes this girl alex, she's very pretty and perfect. but me and him don't talk anymore and well i try and he does too.. i think he likes me but what do you think?
well first he always starts the conversation in school, on the phone, and on msn. he always so shy when he says hi to me in person he smiles and blushes soo cute :)
anyway he avoids well not avoids me but we hardly talk and he's saying its because i am around alot of guys but seriously when i'm not he doesn't take the chaance. he stares at me alot and sometimes i stare back and he smiles at me. he loves teasing me.. and he compliments me alot too ..
he tries real hard for us to hang after school.
and even when he does things tha don't get me mad at all he always apologizes. does he like me? should i tell him i like him ?
what should i do? (link)
ask him to go get some icecream with you...find a quiet private place, then make out with him. after you make out, look forward with a blank stare and say, "hmmm...interesting". trust me ;)


hi on my built in dell laptop keybord the space bar on the left and the middle is ok but for some reason when hit it on the right it wont press down properly how can i fix this (link)
you've been eating while typing huh? ya i get that sometimes too. buy a can of dustoff air spray, turn your keyboard upside down and shake it a couple times for the crumbs to fall out, then spray it with the dustoff air spray to get all that crap out.

if that doesn't work, tap the key really hard a couple of times to loosen it.


There is this guy in my grade. And we don't have any classes together, but when he sees me he either smiles at me or just kind of like looks/stares at me, then looks away when I catch his eye. But he never seems to make a move besides smiling. is he shy (I doubt this because he is like one of the popular kids) or is he just a player or is he just like trying to confuse me? Thanks! (link)
he might be thinking, 'why is she looking at me? do i have something in my hair?' or he might have a nervous tick.

you know when you're day dreaming and someone turns and thinks you're looking at them, but then you turn away...but then you think, wait maybe i should look again to make sure she didn't see me day dreaming and looking all crazy...then you look again and notice she's still staring, so you smile and look away like it was nothing...

hope that helps =)


what does 143 mean? (link)
it means I Hate You

1 = I
4 = Hate
3 = You

=)




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