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Member Since: July 9, 2007
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Last Update: July 10, 2007
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I love spending all of my time at the beach. You might think it's because of the waves (which I do surf) or the soft sand, but it's not. I love it there because of one of the lifeguards. His name is Cameron and he is ADORABLE! I don't know what to do to get his attention. I walk by him all the time and try not to make it obvious but I really want him to hang out with me.

I also want to have more guy friends. Does anyone have some tips for this coming school year on how to behave or what to do? DON'T SAY "BE YOURSELF!"
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With the lifeguard issue. He is probably not trying to look for a date or anything because he is on his job. He sees many woman or girls walking pass him so that wouldnt make a difference. You should just go up to him and ask questions about his life and the beach.."Hi. how r u?" and "Do you like to surf?" and "What is it like being a lifeguard?" and "How long have to had this job?" Then get into a good conversation. I say just go up to him and start talking to him...

You have to do the same thing. Well I just start talking to peeople in class... You start a conversation about anything. Then say heres my number so we can finish teh conversation or heres my number so we can talk some time.


Theres this guy I met on online and he asked me to hang out with him we were already spose to go out one night but he got arrested.I'm ready for a hookup (I'm a virgin) and he loves sex. I told him to call me but he said for me to call him. Is this worth it? I mean if I'm looking for a hookup now? Should I call him?
P.S. Even though we met online, my good friend knows him so I think its okay.
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Umm thats a hard decision. I dont think you should go alone on the first or second date because you dont know him. If you go alone meet at the mall or something(so he cant try nothing). If he is a sex addict and you are not.I dont thin that is going to work out unless you are ready to have sex but if he pressures you, you know he is not teh one for you.


first off im a girl. flat out im awful at being on top during sex. I dont know what to do. My boyfriend always wants me to, but i try and it gets frustrating and i dont know what im doing wrong. my problem is i cant be on top and have his penis stay in me. i just really need some advice. (link)
Wow thats weird.If you have sex on the bed keep your knees on the bed and have him hold your waist so it can stay in.Dont bounce to high so his penis can come out.You can go fast,slow, rotate or move up and down.It doesnt matter but make sure you dont bounce too high and if it comes out you put it back in(they like that)...


what happens when you PMS? i know it's something about your period but how do you know when you're PMSing? (link)
When you PMS you are on your period. Most people bleed up to 5 days and other more or less. PMS or period is a normal thing for girls if we didnt have PMS or period we couldnt have kids




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