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Hi.
I hate my breasts.
well, basically Im top heavy and to be honnest I actually HATE it.
Im a size 14 on the bottom, but because of my boobs which are a size 38D, I have to wear a size 16 to 18 top, and I basically look completly out of proportion.
Is there anyway, I can get my breasts reduced without, surgery...
It doesnt matter if I lose weight, because they stay the same, and then look even bigger.
If anyone has any suggestions, that would be really helpfull.
Moon x

you didnt say if you were on any medications, such as birth control, but i can honestly tell you that i thought that i couldnt reduce my breast size by losing weight. Im a 34D. I went on the Pill and they became fuller. As soon as i got off the pill... they became much smaller. Now I am a 34C. I also tried to do push ups... but, not the regular pushups. these are girl pushups done on your knees. Get in the position to do a pushup, but keep your knees on the floor. Put your hands directly under your chest and match up your pointer fingers and your thumbs so you form a triangle with your hands. Then do 10 pushups. Do this everyday, and you will notice that your breasts are sitting higher, they will look more defined, and therefore, give the appearance that they are smaller. Good Luck!

ohh and a minimizer bra cant hurt! (as previously mentioned)

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My girlfriend is adorable, pretty damn sexy, and luckily for me she wants to have sex with me. However, when the time comes, and we're having crazy dry sex the last layers just don't come off. We both go crazy, and she told me that she has never been so open to anybody before: especially sexually.

After the thing happens she apologizes, and explains how she's sorry that she doesn't just give it to me. I'm not sure if maybe it's my fault, because possibly I'm not going in like force producing rolling thunder or that if it's just as simple as her being a little to shy at the moment, and patience will become a virtue. Well any thoughts?

Youre not ready. She's not ready, youre not ready and there is nothing wrong with that. Enjoy what you have... sex will change the relationship between you two. Just enjoy the ride... um, not literally.

Haha.. what I mean is... wait for it...
It will only be better when you do have sex. :)

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I am very stressed out, in english class we have to type a 3-4 page essay and im realyl clueless about the topic which is : Relate to bill of rights. his example was Students should not have to stand up to recite the pledge of aliance because of their rights. but i honestly can not think of anything to write about and its due real soon. help please!

The Bill of Rights...

Fantastic Document. You are an American, right? Well, the Bill of Rights gives you freedoms that you may take for granted. Obviously, the first amendment is the most important. This gives us the freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and petition. The first amendment is one that everyone can relate to. Do you think their would be newspapers and magazines without 1st amendment rights? What about debates and other speeches? What about music concerts? I find it fascinating that people in other countries are told which religion to practice. The US government can never tell you if you should practice Christianity, Judaism or any other religion. In fact, you could decide to switch tomorrow. Maybe you want to be a Buddhist? Thats fine. If you want to have a gathering to discuss anything, you can. Your teacher used the Pledge of allegiance because it was the easiest thing to relate to, but not the best example. For papers like this, you can pretty much state your opinion, as long as you can support it with details. Dont forget that the "law" amendments are included in the Bill of Rights. For example... you have the right to remain silent, anything that you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.... 5th Amendment! You dont have to say anything that could incriminate you. That can be related to your life, Im sure. Too bad you cant get creative, and just write...As an American, I believe I have the freedom not to write this paper. hahahaha. Best of luck, write me if you need more help! :)

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does anyone know any NATURAL remedies for SEVERE cramps?

EXERCISE! Seriously, get on a treadmill or go for a walk outside. Twenty minutes... thats all it takes :)

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my hair was probably down to the middle of/almost under my boobs. and it was getting split ends so i went to this really nice haircutting place and they took so much off. it probably has atleast an inch off when i asked for a half. i have really wavy hair & they layered it too, so it looks even more shorter. i hate it when my hairs short.
how much does hair grow in a month!? :(

Hey!
We have all had bad haircuts! Or at least haircuts we dont like. I will tell you that I have cried after every haircut I have ever had in my life! Its interesting, because I dont know why I keep cutting my hair. It takes about a month for hair to grow one inch. You cant really speed it up, but you can get a "trim" every six weeks. That will keep it looking healthy and keep split ends at bay. This way, it will stay healthy while its growing longer.

ps...Im sure your haircut looks beautiful!

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