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Q: ok there is this guy he is my friend and he won't stop touching me or saying all this sexual stuff. He's really making me mad i don't know how to tell him because he's my friend, plz help.
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dude hes just really horny. give him what he wants.
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Q: i have problems. LIKE I AM A VERY NICE EASYGOING FUNNY PERSON BUT I DONT HAVE any friends.(sry cap locks was on!!) like there are people that are nice and i eat lunch with them. but i want a friend thAt i can tell stuff to hang out on the weekends stuff like that. i call people but there always "busy" when i call. since i dont have any friends and im lonely and have alot on my mind my grades are dropping.and since my grades are dropping my parents are getting mad at me. and i am always screaming at them and there always screaming at me. i cant talk to them they would like eat my alive. i cant tell my problems to my friens because i dont have any. i cry so much. i cry myself to sleep. i sometimes think about sucide. i have no one to talk to. i need some love! what do i do?
~unloved and unwanted
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YoUR UGlY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Hey...im a 14 year old bisexual and i want to have intercourse with the same sex...and i also want to tell my parents but i dont know how they will act... :( im kinda worried..
Signed..14 year old bi guy
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what the hell is wrong with you? you are bisexual? thats some messed up shit. i think you are sick and need to go to a doctor and a psychologist.
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Q: who the hell put up the last question? who does she think she is?!?!?! robert is MY man!!! and I and I ALONE am gonna take advantage of him and his extreme sexiness! ok??? so just back off!! ROBERT LAWRENCE GALLAGHER IS MINE!!!! robert, what do you think i should do about this girl?? do you think i could take her? let me know... ok?
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I love it when girls fight over me , because it happens so often. Well I dont know if you can take her because I don't know who you are so tell me who you are and I'll tell you if you can.
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Q: Dear Robert,
I think pro suicide is great alot of people have asked me to get hitmen for them so it wouldnt be suicide but i just say (y do it when it costs money when you can just do it yourself) and how can you deny that you are gay with me.YES ROBERT ANDI ARE GAY P.S. Do u have anything that will get ride of cdd CHODE DISFUNCION DESEISE.
YOUR LIFE PARTNER,
Johnny B.
(If you need a hitman just call)
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yes i do need a hitman but i cant call cause u didn't get me a # to call. oh well, yes i do have something for chode disfuncion disease but i'm not telling u about it. its the only reason i have a girlfriend. even though she is invisable.
8 o clock night my house baby
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Q: what the f uck your so gay and I agree you shouldnt be pro suicide even if you are just kidding your retarded and you shouldnt ever talk again
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wow u really don't understand humor or sarcasism and i'm not gay, i'm straight, and i'm not retarded and i take offensive that cause i have an retarded friend named tim. he is black and he is really cool. why are u telling me to never talk again when your puting a question in my advicenator inbox? Don't be a hata and tell me your name.
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Q: I was wondering if you knew where i could find a tranquilizer gun? one powerful enough to take out oh...i don't know... a senior citizen, if you do this would be very helpful!
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haha you make me chuckle. you don't need a tranquilizer gun to knock out a senor citizen, just use a real gun. those senor citizens are strong and tough. a few shots from a real gun wont even kill them. just knock them out cold for about 10 min.
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Q: i cant believe you...pro suicide? thats not a topic to joke a bout seriosuly, i would know and that can be really offense to people and it just makes me mad how you think you can go adn say somethign like that when someones life is in danger. yeah i had to tell you even though thats not a question
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ok this is an adive thingy and if you are not goinig to ask for advice you should go kill your slef for being so stupid that you to an advice thing and don't even ask a question.
-your helpful advicenator!
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Q: ok you are definately AWFUL at advice and always have been! i mean come on PROSUICIDE wtf? thats horrible i cant believe you would even say that
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i think you should kill yourslef. if you get all worked up about someone being prosuicide, you probably have a lot of stress and u just need to kill yourslef. Come on, do yourslef a favor. i'm just trying to help you
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Q: My moms new boyfriend has a 13 year old daughter and she is the only one in the household that I can talk to, even though she is 3 years younger than me, she is very mature for her age. She is a great person and I talked to her about everything and we shared some great moments together. Here lately she has thrown me away, its like she doesnt want to be around me anymore. i feel like an inconvienence. I feel like there is no reason to stay here anymore, she is the one that gave me the courage to go on living! Now I want to die, just thinking that for some reason she hates me. I am a cutter and have attempted suicide several times in the past. i feel like I am a failure now and have no reason to live!
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go do it. i mean i but no one will miss u and who cares, its just life. im pro-suicide btw. i think its a great way to get rid of your problems in a way where they will never come back.
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Q: What happens if i try to fix my dog manually? ok well i already tried this...so what do i do cause its bleeding everywhere
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fix your dog? you cant "fix" a dog. gosh you dont know anything. btw bleeding isnt good for you.. i think?
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Q: you kinda give bad advice hahaha
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no i give exellent advice
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Q: i've been with my boyfriend for 19 months and i love him more than anything. the other day i had a dream i was making out with this hot kid at school. does this mean anything? by the way, this is like the 3rd or 4th dream i've had of this kid.
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i have no idea. why are you asking me? oh wait.. yeah. ok well i doubt it means anything becuase if you really love your boyfriend it doenst matter if u cheat on him in ur dreams
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Q: Hey i have a couple of exotic pets......KOALAS TO BE EXACT and one day (every sad day) i walk into the room their in and they all scatter and im like HEY I WANT TO HOLD ONE OF YOU GUYS.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
THE KOALA HUNTER (channel 23) 3-4 am
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i think your kind of weird for having koalas but its cool. ummmmm you should make a koala trap and trap them so you can pet them or just do something else with those crazy critters.
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Q: What do i do when a friend asks me to ask him advise...do i make up some shit??? or ask him a really sarcastic question???
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i dunno. i guess u be gay like ur doing
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Member Since: December 14, 2004 Answers: 15 Last Update: February 11, 2005 Visitors: 1061
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