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Dr.Phil
ah yes is there any reason why walk outside and peek in poeples windows at night. you prbley dont know what im talking about, you being an alcoholic and all, but i think you should stop this act. cuz ppl in your neihborhood are starting to feel uncomfortal with you always look in their windows.......

-Dr.No one : ) (link)
i wasnt looking in peoples windows.. i was just chillen on my bed looking outside when i saw in the window this girl naked, but then when i tried to close the blinds they were stuck, and then my foot broke so i had to stay there for some time, and then i got some lotion so i could make my amrs more smooth. As for being an alchohalic, im glad to say i havnt drank in 4 hours! its are record, but Dr.Phil however, is a phsycopathic drunk who takes cocaine, ive seen him!


is this normal...

im ok with death, and i know heaven is more peaceful then earth..and i know heaven nothing can go wrong..

i sometimes want to die..but sometimes i fear that i dont want to dye...like i dont want my life to end i always want it to continue...and never end

im 14 and i know my death isnt till another 80 years or so... (link)
HAHA 80 years? try like 50 or 60 and if your really unlucky, you can die tomorow or in ten years. death is natural and the sooner you make peace with it, the sooner you want to die.


ok so me n my friend have been hangin out with each other a lot since the beggining of the year. u can eve consider us best friends. now all of a sudden she never calls me anymore, or wants to hang out. ts kinda like shes ignoring me. what is going on? (link)
she just realized your a geek and have a small penis. or that you she thinks your gay and thay you are an outcast to society and she doesnt like you.


Next week im flying to Hawaii alone in an aircraft, but i have a phobia for planes and i don't want to panic during the flight or cry. I can go on airplanes thats not a problem but im just scared. Does anyone know how to get rid of the phobia (link)
cant get rid of phobia, but i can tell you what you can do to help. #1 bring a barf bag #2 if you feel scared stick a bomb in your shoes and blow up the plane #3 fly the plane yourself that way when the plane crashes, youll know it was your fault #4 dont fly #5...........#6 repeat number 5.


I love skirts and i thynk they`re so cute but i`m not confident enough to wear them becuase of my legs. mainly the calfs[sp] are there any exercies i can to the thin them out? I appreciate all the advice i can get.. thanx (link)
duno give me a pic and ill tell you what you can do. hehe


On monday 7th I went to the movies with this guy I like him and he asked me out and I said YES. (doesnt go to my school). On tuesday 8th some guy I also liked asked me out after school (goes to my school) I said YES. I was going to break up with one of them but I dont know which one I should break up with. I think the guy who goes to my school is going out to get laid and bc im older then him n he likes me. Then the other guy is going out with me bc he likes me and wants to get laid. BUT then again all guys want to get laid. Who do I chose or how do I chose one? (link)
yea its true, all guys wanna get laid. why not a threesome?


This guy i usee to date lyke 3 years ago.. well hes absolutly amazinq. he had cheated on me so we broke up but i cudn`t stnad not beinq friends with him. We were friends on and off again n just recently we started becominq close again.. friend wise. I always seem to go crazee over him and i dont kno if its somethinq ill get over but i do want him back. him n his g/f just broke up n i wanna let him kno how i feel but wud i scare him off or do u thynk it wud make thynqz weird again.. are we better off just firneds? i dont kno, help .. please. (link)
better to have loved then never to have loved at all. go for it... if he cheats on ya, smack him around. or castrate him, whichever seems better
p.s. the word castrate makes me cringe.




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