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Hi, my name is Arlee. I like giving advice when i can. Like the rest of the world, I don't have answers for everything, but I know I do my best. Anyway, if you really want to know about me you should just ask. Otherwise, I'll be looking for your question. Please ask me anything, I don't mind, only thing I say I may not be much help with is electronics.

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So a conversation came up about getting an orgasm from a guy fingering and the girl i'm kind of with was like, no noones that good. Is she implying that her ex boyfriends probably sucked at it? I havn't done anything with her yet so she wasn't talking about me. But I know it's possible so you think theres a chance she'll be very impressed if i did give her one?

It depends on if you are good at it. If so, then you shouldn't even worry about it. But don't be cocky okay haha

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ok i am 17 and my girlfreind wants to know how big my dick is and i measured it and it is 5 inches and the width is 1 and a half and is that small or big?

The average penis is 5 to 6 inches long so it's average and you are seventeen so it may or may not grow more, I'm sure it will. Plus, unless you measured it while hard, the length of the penis while soft has nothing to do with the length of it when hard.

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Here is a txt conversation tween me and my crush... just to warn you... we kinda hate each other... but i love him.

Me: Hi hoe, Hi hoe, it's off to work you go

Him: You are the beaver Bitch

Me: That made no since hoe

Him: You are the hoe beaver Bitch

Me: You're a white whale, BALOOGA

Him: What kind of comeback is that?

Me: Your kind of comeback. Your legs are open and you're loose.

Him: Do you know what that means?

Me: Yes I no what both of them means. You are loose in the ass hole.

Him: No you don't know what that means cuz if you did you would not have said that

Me: Ya I do I no you dont have a vagina but you are gay so you are loose in the butt

Him: You have a penis and you are a man hoe

Me: You know what?

Him: What, did you fart?

Me: No you did but that's not the point. And tell Blake he stinks

Him: You're rigt. I did fart.

Me: Did you fart on Blake?

He didn't say anything after that. I know that it seems like we hate each other, but we txt each other that stuff all the time. So do you think there's hope, or should I just let go?

haha sounds like me and my boyfriend. we went from hating eachother in the seventh grade, bestfriends who said all kinds of crap to eachother in the eighth grade, and now we've been together a year and 3-4 months and are so in love that we mess with eachother just to hear one anothers voice. haha im tellin you that theres hope .

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What are some songs that once I turn on, everyone will be wanted to dance and get raunchy? Stuff with a lot of bass is good, but also some hip-hop too. Nothing mainstream or that I hear on Z100 all the time. Thanks

well there is the song lollipop by lil wayne,almost ne lil wayne song should get people started. lets vibe by pleasure p and yo gotti. pleasure frm pretty rickey? you alreadi knw people will set it off on sum pretty rickey or r kelly watever. new songs lik sexi can i by ray j or drop and gimme 50 by mike jones and hurricane chris. yea bt dnt feel too afraid to turn up tha old skool. that wat r kelly is really 4 or nobody by keith sweat. try it, ik it'll do rite.

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I'm getting a beagle in the next week or so and I was wondering what you guys though would be some good names for it.
Its a girl.
And as I said a beagle.

Thanks

since you said a beagle,i think beanie or phoebe.first thing that come to mind.=]

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Hi i am in a bit of a pickle!

ok well i really liked this guy and well he asked me out, and we were great for like 2 weeks, and then i broke up with him, i dident want to brake up with him but like was really moody and he caught me off gaurd. I cant take it any longer its been about 1 week and 4 days and he is only on my mind. But when we broke up we agreed to get back together later...but THEN i heard some rumers and got SO pissed and i told him i hated him and wanted him to die. But really i WANT to die, i made a total fool of myself && i seriously think im going insane i want to talk to him and tell him everything but everytime i see him in the halls he just looks at me and then walks away. What should i doo?
-Amy

well first i think you need to learn to control your temper.i can tell that you don't have much patience.but all i can say is you gotta make him talk to you honey cause otherwise things are just gonna be lookin at him from afar.(trust me i know)appologize and make up gurl,get past pride.

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me and my boyfriend have been going out for 8 months.. but everything seems to be falling apart. ive been trying to stay strong and keep it together bc im miserable without him- im only 14 i know you think im naieve... im not calling this love by any means but right now hes everything. lately ive been doubting him bc all of my closest friends tell me about him and another girl and how they act like they go out- ive noticed it too but i dont like to start drama. well the other day i confronted him about it and he said that if he liked this other girl he wouldnt be with me- now this all seems logical but its still going on. i dont know what to do bc he's all i think about and i just had a soccer tournament and did terrible bc i couldnt stop worrying about what was gonna happen to us. homecomings in like 4 weeks and we're supposed to be going together. its getting harder and harder to keep pretending like its not bothering me and something has to be done. do i stay with him .. confront him again .. or break up with him now so its easier to get over him later? tell me what you would do in my situation or tell me what i should do- please..
thanks

i have alot of these problems with boyfriends so trust me its natural.but if this situation is starting to affect your mood and actions then you need to talk to him.for yourself more than for the relationship.if he decides he doesnt want to discus this with you or try to make things better then he's not worth it.im sure you care deeply for him and that conclusion is not easy but if he cares for you the same way,he'll do what he can to stay with you and make you happy.

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my boyfriend and i have been going out for a year now, but i know he talks to other girls online. recently, i went on his myspace, he said i could, and read some of his messages. one from his ex that bothered me said

"hey. i wanted to continue our conversation. what where you saying when you said you still like me but like her more?"

another one was from a girl that i have no clue in heaven she is and it was this long love letter saying how she could never get over him and "that night back in october was amazing." we were going out i october.

what should i think? the thing is, his ex lives across the country from us, but i'm still worried. and the other girl lives in our city. what should i think or do about this?

well the best you can do is talk to him girl.and im pretty sure you'll know if he's lyingthamks to that but his reaction probably what you want to look for.if he get's mad or irritated.you might want to end it.every girl has a right to suspicion,the only problem is when it crosses over into jumping to conclusions.so try not to jump to the conclusion that he's defintiely cheating.talk to him and hopefully there's a reasonable explaination or maybe he'll come right and tell the truth.your biggest worry though may be that he's just a flirt=]

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Can girls play football, or is that just a guy thing?

yeah they can but just like other sports,they're all girl leagues.you might want to do some research on line,but yeah there are girl football teams

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