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yo. i wana fuk u. i am a gal an i am 13. i lik sex an i lik telin ppl abou sex. so cum an fuk me u fukaz.
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Im already having problems with my life right now but this just makes it worst!
Everyone has a girl in their school who is pretty, smart, friendly, flirty, somewhat popular.
My problem that I need advice on is how do I become that girl?
This girl, her names megan, shes short, blonde hair, pretty, smart, friendly, sorta popular, has an annoying voice sometimes, really flirty, talks about sex` bi (likes chicks n guys) a stoner but you cant tell.
She can become friends with anyone and they love her, she can start a conversation with anyone adn they talk back
Im not jealous of her bc she told me Im pretty too but I just cant be like her, I wanna find a way to be like her and I need real advice -not just talk more or flirt more- but real advice
So if anyone can help me out Id love that so please help me out Im stuck with this girl till Im outta school so I really need this advice
Please and Thank you (link)
intraduce er 2 sex an fuk each otha al da tim


How do you know your in love?I've know a boy for a year in a half and me and him are close and today i told him i never want to talk to him but righ after i went to my room and bagan crying.I dont know why cried i didt think it would hurt me but it does.How do you know when your in love? (link)
al u wana do iz fuk the hel outa dem


Im a 15 male.. and im gothic, is it wierd that i wear black nailpolish? give me some details and convince me if it is.. (link)
no but itd b beta if u paintd it on ya dik an fukd yaself hard


Hi, right off the bat if you know nothing about the looks of classic cars from the early 70's and back dont even respond, if your going to respond just to say a color and dont know what a valiant looks like, go to google and type in 1968 valaint and look for one you lazy bum, but onto the question. Does anyone know of any good colors to paint a 1968 Valiant100 4 door sedan. i do ont want two tone, nor do i want metallica, also i do not want strips just one straight color that you think looks good on a valiant, you can also look at my profile picture and you will see my car. (link)
tie yaself 2 da car naked an fukin it hard.


No long explanation this time. Simply that I'm a lazy ass, hardcore even, and I need suggestions on how to motivate myself to do what I need to do. (link)
try fukin yaself.


I have liked this guy for a LONG time now but not too much has happened between us. I want to be with him romantically and we've fooled around a few times but we act like it never happened the next time we're together. He does things that make me believe he likes me back but I can never be sure. What should I do? I really want to be with him.

16 years old
Female
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watz ya gotta do iz grab im by da nutz yah an fuk da crap outa im til hez beggin u 2 stop den u gota keep on fukin. den hel b al urz.




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