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For hundreds of years I've been a certified Fairy Godmother to hundreds of people. I was born in the suburbs of Fairyapolis in (fairyyears) BBGY 213. I received my bachelors degree from the Fairy Godmother's University in BBGY 226.

I have even worked with some celebrites. I assisted Cinderella in the wardrobe department, and to stop her anorexia. I helped Sleeping Beauty out of her sleeping sickness. I built up Snow White's confidence (and for a woman who's been killed that many times, that wasn't easy!)
Gender: Female
Location: Fairyland
Occupation: Magical Godmum
Age: 255
Member Since: November 5, 2011
Answers: 10
Last Update: April 19, 2014
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She dresses like a freak, does stupid things, sticks her tongue out like an idiot, appears naked in her music videos, and literally only sings one song these days. WTF? She used to be my role model, but now I hate that stupid bitch. I know Ariana Grande defended her, but she defends everybody. What my friends say about Mileys “wrecking ball" is,“good song, bad singer" what is wrong with her? (link)
Nothings 'wrong' with her, this is just her personality - exaggerated as now she's grown up and can do what she likes. I suppose you're just used to viewing her as a child actress, but now she wants to be a big crazy bitch and that's her decision. Sure, her performance at the VMAs was slightly wearisome, and I don't like her style of music, and I guess you don't either.


I am wanting to get all the junk cleaned out of my pores that is clogging them. I was wondering if a cleansing brush would help? (link)
In my day we used garnier eliminating scrub but that took a really long time to work and was successful like 60% of the time. I got pretty bad acne as a side effect to medication, so my doctor gave me Epiduo which worked alright. Also the strips seems legit too. I've never tried a cleansing brush, but for something that expensive, they'd better work.

Using my powers to get inside the mind of a customer of the 'Conair SFB Sonic Face Brush', she/he/it says "This wasn't what I was expecting but it seems to work great. I thought the brush head would spin, but it more so vibrates. I use this every night in the shower. I like that I'm able to use my own face soap. Also the 10sec beeping is nice to let you know when you should move it to the next area on the face. I've been using mine for about a month, and I just had to recharge it yesterday, so the battery life is strong. "


I have paid a sponsorer to sponsor me 14000$ but no w he doesnt pick the call nor call us.Every penny we gave him was hard earned money this man have cheated us what shall we do with this person if I am from NSW.

I dont have his address just bank details and phone numbers. (link)
hmm. Perhaps phone him and if it goes into voicemail or whatever, just say in a really sinister tone, "I know what you did last weekend. Call me back or everyone finds out."

If that doesn't work I would honestly get the police in, unless you're doing something illegal in which case you should hire an assassin.


Last year, I made a Facebook account and was proud of it, until now. I have about a hundred or so friends online but none offline. I feel kinda ashamed because people might wonder why an outcast like me would make an fb account. So should I delete my account or what? (link)
Of course not! You know how people exaggerate their life on fb, making friend with people they barely know. On Fairybook, people I met once and aren't even that good of friends with send requests. At least you can easily build a barn on farmville!


People like my eyes, they say I talk, but not a lot, and really nice. My hair just gets in the way of everything though, poofy/wavyish. I just want more friends to hang out and talk with though. (link)
98% of popularity - personality
2% of popularity - looks.

Yeah, I know that doesn't seem true, but if you talk more and advertise your gorgeous personality will earn you more friends.

30 years from now, it won't matter what jeans you wore, or how your hair looked, what will matter is what you learned - and how you used it.


I need advice, this has been going on for a while and my heart seems to be torn between broken and apathetic.

To sum this up really quickly, I met a guy, he stepped into my life, intentions pretty clear, swept me away despite my initial resistance. After about a month of dating him, he asked me to be his girlfriend. I was surprised, I felt very insecure about the whole affair in general, but I accepted. Soon after, my fears began to confirm themselves. He told me that I shouldn't expect too much from him. He said that he wasn't in the stage of his life where he'd be a good boyfriend. I took this as a sign not to allow myself to fall in love with him. And time passed, 6 months passed, we were together, I constantly suspected him, constantly afraid that he'd cheat or he'd leave me, because I thought he doesn't want a relationship. To say the least, I never really allowed myself to enjoy the relationship and thought about ending it many times.
Finally he went back to his home country for a summer vacation. He came back and told me he'd like to break up with me, because "he didn't see a future for our relationship". I tried asking what did he mean by "a future" because I honestly didn't want to break up. I had JUST began to enjoy myself, feeling a bit more secure, and then he wanted out. Before I could feel very hurt he told me that he needs me to stay with him, and that he values me as a person and wants to remain friends with me for the rest of his life. Suddenly, a great weight seemed to be lifted from both our shoulders and from X-couple we became best friends. I finally opened up to him, feeling as if I had nothing left to lose, so I could just be myself completely, and funnily enough he did the same. Our bond only strengthened and we became quite depended on each other, spending most of our time together, never really getting tired of conversations, which seem to flow like they never did when we were together. It's a mutual thing, because he told me that he has never been able to talk to another person the way he talks to me now. He's very closed, quite cold, calculative type of person - I can see that even his old good friends don't really know him, because he hides behind a wall. I am happy to have breached it and I believe I have found a real treasure behing it. So, he told me he's confused. Once or twice when we were drinking together we talked about "us" and he confessed things such as that "he'd marry me if he didn't know any better", "he really likes me, but he can't be with me, because he couldn't just focus on one, and he can't afford to hurt me, because he really cares about me", and also that "we have an understanding and he hopes I would never leave him, to the end". When he's not drunk he goes as far as saying that he "completely adores me" and that "he will take care of me always". He also admitted that he's very sexually attracted to me and we slept together a few random times since we broke up, but I decided that we must stop, unless we'd be getting back together.

I actually thought that it was fine. I was happy having him all to myself in a safe friendship relationship. He does take care of me, he is there for me, I feel safe with him, he truly values me. I didn't mind getting an occasional night with him when I permitted. It was all good, BUT...

He asked me if I was ok with him seeing other people. I said yes.
Maybe a month later he went back to his home country and coming back told me that he has this girl, who he kind of wants to get and that things might go towards a relationship with her.
He was neverous about it. It was obvious that he didn't want to hurt me. So I pretended to be happy for him. I even met the girl and tried being nice to her, not telling her that I'm the X. Someone else told her anyway and she got weird and awkward. He reassured her though, and she left soon, leaving him to me. They got in a long-distance relationship soon after. Now he visits her every 2-3 weeks and he is determined not to cheat on her (after having promised her a thousand times, as he told me). It's obvious he wants to, but he doesn't and I give him credit for that. He still cares for me the same way. We still spend time together but... I realised that I can't take the idea that there is someone else and that I can't share him.

I tried to get over the whole thing. He did say he's very confused still. He said I understand him, she doesn't. But what I began to think is that she has a BIG advantage and here it is - the thing is, I come from a country that is much poorer than the one he comes from, also he is a much higher class then me. She is the same as him - rich. I have NO WAY of competing with the type of money her parents give her, and the type of activities she can engage with him. He did say he kind of wants to take over some companies that her dad has... He is calculative and cold enough to put this as a priority. Unfortunately, I later pieced together that when he went back home the first time, he was visiting her at her villa for a few days. Then things came together. He had been there. Our relationship was kind of cold (in my opinion - not his, he never felt there was something wrong) at the time. So he decided he had no future with me, broke up, went back there and got her.


I think that's the way it is. I want to do something... But I can't bring myself to blow my cover now. I've been wondering if I should go and tell him that NOW I know that I love him. I don't want to blow the friendship. I can't tell if it would make any difference. I am afraid of going there and saying that he has to chose between her and me. I don't know how to put it anyway. I just want him to be with me, and I wonder if I can convince him that what we have is love, because I dont' think he believes in love.

That's about it. Any advice? Should I tell him? Should I forget about it? (link)
It's never too late.


My boyfriend really thinks im am or going to cheat on him and sometimes it makes me want to give up on us. Some people say it could be him cheating but dont want to be the only one doing wrong. I hope hes not and know i love him so much. What u think? (link)
Say:
"Listen here, buddy! I'm not cheating, ever have been or ever will! Stop quivering about - unless you have something to say!"


I love singing but I don't think that I'm that good. My friends say that I should post a video on Youtube but I don't know. Should I? (link)
Video tape yourself singing and watch it. If it sucks cheese, don't put it online. If you sound great, go ahead. What song is it? May I suggest "Bibbity bobbity boom" ? What a fine song! Impossible to go wrong!


i need a nickname for my guy friend (link)
Dearie, You need to give us info about this guy if you need a cool nickname. Wait, a sexy nickname? Honestly, don't waste time here, go google!


me:13f
him:15m
So I've been dating this guy, let's call him "a'...so a is a druggie..but has recently been tryinf to stop, he is the sweetest guy I've ever met. My parents already know him...But they know him as a druggie...he has been changing though..I really like him, and hope my arents can acept him for who he is..butthey most likely won't..they will tell me that i cant date him, cuz my parents are very strict about the guys I date....I love him.. can someobe help me?? Please?? (link)
When I was young I fell for a pixie, but my parents hated pixies for always winning the biggest strawberry patch annual fair. We broke off the other reasons than that. Anyway, (Damn, I promised I'd never say this) you are a bit young. This sounds really stupid, but your parents are just trying to protect you from him, and drugs. When yo're older, see if he's serious about quitting. You'll both change and be able to be together (hopefully)




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