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i have a girlfriend who i'm very dedicated to. but my friend, also my ex, has a beautiful ass. i want to do so many things to it. what can i do to engage in activity with her without it being considered cheating?

if she rubbed it in my face would that count?
or let me sniff it?
any ideas?

First off:

You are obviously not at all dedicated to your girlfriend. Maybe if you were, you'd realize that maybe she has a nice ass just as well.

ANY ANY ANY (I wish I could underline this)
idea of you doing something to your ex's ass is CHEATING. (ie: sniffing, which by the way is odd as all hell, and or rubbing in the face)

If you want her ass so bad, break up with your current girlfriend.

And I'd say I'm sorry for the brutality of this but you need to realize the boundry between ex and current gf so I'm not sorry.

Go ahead and rate me poorly.

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