Hey, My name is Laura! I'm a sophmore in high school. I blow out my 16 candles on December 22. I don't really know what to say on here, but I love to help anyone!
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Gender: Female
Location: New York
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Age: 15
Member Since: July 3, 2008
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Okay, I admit: I think farting is hilarious. I can't for the life of me figure out why, though. It's not just fart jokes either. Like the one about the blind guy who was sitting on the trolley complaining to the guy standing next to him that he was mumbling and his breath smelt horrible. I thought that I'd grow out of it eventually, but no... I still laugh when I fart or someone else farts. So... does anyone else think farting is the funniest thing that your body can do? It must be nature's very own comedy routine, right? You make gas and your sphincter turns that gas into a funny sound when you push it out. It must be an intentional evolutionary feature. (link)
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HAHAHAHA farting is so funny, especially if it happens at the most awkward time, like during a test in school or something when its dead quiet. :)
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Me and my father aren't close he says mean things about me and makes me cry basically feel like crap i feel like i'm always the main target he intimidates me and i hate when he's home i try to avoid him i hardly ever talk to him because i feel like he's going to say another mean thing
and there's no point
Here's some things he's said about me
He called me a hermit,Called me useless,Told
me to go away,Told me to get a life made comments about my hygiene
My questions are:
Is what he's saying to me considered child abuse? Also what would be the best thing for me to do?
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yes, this is verbal abuse. although he may not physically touch you, words can still hurt. you might want to talk to your mom about this, or a school counselor or a trusted adult. they can help you.
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15/f
Okay you know how when your were a young kid and you woke up the day after christmas, and you had that feeling. Like, I am not sure... like you owned the world. And you had so much to play with, and everything.
Well now i am 15 and the only thing i can think of that i want is money.
I know it sounds crazy the not want to ask for money, but i don't want to.
I wanna feel like a kid again. But I have not clue what to ask for, i don't know what I want!
Any suggestions?!?!?!?!
Little bit about me if it helps:
I love my dog, reading, computers, sims 3 (already have), make up and electronics.
THANKS (link)
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hmmm... here are some ideas....
you could ask for a new laptop! like a macbook or a dell or a HP.
a gift card to a makeup store so you can restock/get new stuff.
a boarders / local book store gift card.
a new ipod? like the new ipod nano with the videocamera in it.. 8 gig is only 143 bucks or something like that ;).
those are just some quick thoughts, if i think of some more ill edit this and post them!!
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I have the Clean and Clear Advantage 3-in-1 exfoliating cleanser. (This is to wash your face with up to two times a day)
I also have the Clean and Clear Advantage Acne Control Moisturizer (Pretty much a lotion to put on up to three times a day).
They both look the same, by the same name. Can I use both of these each day? Should I use them the maximum number of times that I can? Please help. Thanks a lot. (link)
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Well, what kind of acne-treatment does your face stuff contain? salicylic acid? benzoyl perioxide? how much does each one hold? it really depends on how sensative your face is, i went to my dermatologist and it was a cream with two different things (i know there was benzoyl peroxide in it) and something else, and it made my face all dry so i didnt continue using it.
but i used to use the acne advantage kit. the silver ones that comes with the acne control moisturizer, this clear zit dissapearer stuff and the clean and clear face wash. and it was all evened out so even with the most sensitive skin, it wont over dry.
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maybe I'm paranoid but lately my right arm (my dominant arm) has been hurting. Right where the shoulder and arm meet, on top of the arm, not the arm pit, it's been aching. It has these really intense pains randomly while I'm just sitting and doing nothing. It started today. It happens with about 3 or 4 pains each lasting 2-5 seconds, and then it stops for a while.
The pains enough to make me gasp and wince.
my mom says it could be from my backpack. I always have the strap on my left shoulder, but to support the weight I have to hold my right shoulder a certain way. I have a 'messenger bag' style backpack, so it's not like I'm being lazy and not putting the strap on like I should, the thing only has one strap in the first place
I know it's nothing serious at the moment, but any idea if it will GET serious if I don't change something? What could it be? (link)
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Well it can be from a bunch of things, it could be from sleeping on your right side (putting too much pressure on your shoulder when your asleep) (that happens to my ears)
it could also be from the weight of your messenger bag because all those books and your lunch and whatever else you have in there to get you through the day really adds up and can do alot of damage to your shoulders and back.
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Female.
does a guy fingering you give you more pleasure than you fingering yourself? when i do it myself, just to see what its like .. i'm usually not into the whole masturbation i just don't get into it. its just like "hmm yah okay whatever!" but if a guy does it .. does it feel better? because when i do it myself .. it does nothing for me! (link)
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Well it's just like tickling yourself, it doesnt tickle you. But if someone else tickles you, your off the wallls laughing lol.
But yes, it does give you more pleasure then you doing it yourself because its just more hott if someone else is doing it for you rather then doing it yourself.
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So, my best friend and I are in the middle of a prank war. Nothing too mean, just harmless, funny, slightly annoying stuff. Today she went onto facebook and clicked the "like" button on EVERYTHING in my profile, pictures, news feed, etc., so when I signed in I had over 100 notifications and a text from her saying "You're going to hate me, rofl. love yooooou." It was really funny, but now I'm ready to get her back.
Any ideas for silly and harmless pranks I can do through facebook to exact my revenge? Thanks in advance! (link)
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hmmm.. write something obviously fake on her walll like saying how she had intercourse with an animal.
or if you have some embarrassing pictures of BOTH you and her together, add them!! =]
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I'm finally in a serious relationship again, and I've been spending a lot of time with my boyfriend. We appear to be getting closer to sex, and I thought I'd buy some condoms myself. You know, just in case...but not in a "suggestive" way.I know that he has them, we were talking about it a few weeks back, but then I thought that if he sleeps over at my place...it might be reasonable that I have some in my night stand, seeing as he keeps most of his in his night stand. What do you think? And how judgemental are people about females buying condoms? I'm planning to go to a drug store or maybe at the supermarket. If any of you work in a shop, what do you think?
Thanks, much appreciated.
(16, female) (link)
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I never get judged when i buy condoms, they usually smile because their happy your having protected sex instead of unprotected sex :)
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how does girl on top feel good for the guy if she goes back and forth? doesn't the guy need up and down? (link)
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well. it feels greaaaat for the guy because he isnt doing any work, hes kinda just chilling while your doing your thing.
the guy CAN go up and down but really the whole point of "the girl on top" position is for him to take a break and for her to do something :)
good luckk
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how to do a split for the first time and im not really flexible or take gymnastics ...PLEASE HELP (link)
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you can't really force yourself to do a split if you havent practiced. you slowly have to strech your legs out. you really got to practice a split! you kinda just ... split your legs apart.
take this slow so you dont hurt anything in your legs.
good luck!
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What to wear to an interview at hooters? What would YOU wear? (link)
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something that reveals my boobs big time :) and some nice tight jeans. but make sure the shirt is nice!! go to like victorias secret or something.
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Im 14 and a guy, i have had 1 gf but i didn't kiss her or anything but hug and i was wondering if first kisses are suppose to be awkwardish?
And is it normal to not kno what to do? (link)
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first kisses can be awkward depending on the moment, usually if the moment is right it wont be awkward. itll feel right.
it is normal to not know what to do, because its something new to you. but dont worry, its like playing with a new videogame, you dont know what to do untill the moment comes.
good luck!
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This is the second month of taking yasmin birth control...but today is Wednesday i just took the Wednesday pill.
I'm not using it as birth control but more like irregular periods and mild acne.
I quickly checked the color of the pills and they seem to be the same so I was wondering if I should go back and start taking from Sunday's pill or continue tomorrow from Thursday? (link)
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their all the same =] just make sure by the end of the month you have all the yellow pills done before you start taking the white ones. im on yasmin too! i skip pills accidentally, but i called my doctor and its fine it doesnt matter what order you take them in, as long as if its a yellow one youll be good!
=] good luckkk!
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i got my tongue pierced near the middle/end of july. it's healed up now and has been perfectly fine without any troubles. however for about the past month or so, every so often my tongue will get sore around the ring and if i touch it, it feels like there's a hard ball inside my tongue either right in front of or to the side of the barbell. i usually just mouthwash it really well for a few days and it goes away, but does anyone know what this is and how i can prevent it? (link)
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my friend has her tongue pierced, she got it around the same time as you.... she has a similar problem, some days its a bit sore and others its completely fine.
she went to a legit clean high end piercing place to get it checked out and ask whats going on and they said shes fine, but that may just be her. you should probably go back to the place that you got it pierced at (if it wasnt a legit place go to a better one) and ask whats going on and if your situation is bad or not.
best of luck!
- laura
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ok so when i leave video comments and music is playing you cannot hear the music when you play the video back it's like this screeching sound so how do i put it that you can hear the music from the computer? (link)
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it is probablly how your laptop is set up, i have no problem doing it with my macbook, but if you have a different brand the microphone might be a little bit too close to the speaker.
maybe turning your music down to really low may help and not having it all the way up? :)
if thats not the case, then maybe play music on your ihome or something if you must have music in the backround.
:)
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so we have been dating for about a week and i'm the kiss and hug type. the problem is that i'm not sure if i should make the first move n kiss him(which the thought nTerrifies me)or let him kiss me?
*female age 13* (link)
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It depends on the moment, if you guys are sitting on your bed looking into eachothers eyes for a long period of time, you should kiss him. you're young and he may feel pressured if you make the move.
if you wait for it it might be one of the best kisses ever :) everything is better (the good things) when their unexpected! same goes for him too.
good luck!
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18/f
so i've been wanting to get my nipple pierced for a long time now, and i've done quite alot of research but lots of people keep saying different things, i know it's going to hurt a lot and im prepared for that. i'm just worried about the risks that could come after, like is it possible to get breast cancer from it? and if taking care of properly could it damage anything inside?! please let me know! i keep going back and forth on deciding whether i'll get it or not! (link)
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nipple piercings do hurt from what i hear, my friend has one and she said her boobs hurt for a while. but it was worth the pain.
if you follow the instructions on how to care for your piercing, like any other body piercing (like your ears, belly button, tounge, nose) you should be fine! i DIDNT care for my belly piercing for a while, it became slightly infected and hurt whenever my boyfriend played with it and it pussed alot. now he can play with it and i wont even notice :).
healing does take time though, about 2 months it took my friends nipples to be healed and not hurt.
and i havent herd of anyone getting breast cancer from a piercing, so i think youll be fine! =]
good luck!
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hi im from pakistan
im 18 years girl..
i was in relationship with a boy who was very mean nd insecure about me and tease me a lot . . he alwys black mail me emotionally thus driving me mad...
sumhow we brok up but i m facing lots of problems in my life after it so i need ur help !!!
my problems are :
1) major problems is that i have become lazy nd absent minded
2)i feel like dumbest girl in world
3) i m losing my beauty ,wit, senses nd efficiency
4)i respond to others late bcoz my mind take lot ov time to think an answer
i hv lots of goals nd i need to study nd socialize bt i cant there is no wayi ll call him back so i need ur advice to become better
plz i need long and sincere answers
THANKS IN ADVANCE (link)
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i've been in a similiar situation :/ men who abuse woman deserve to go to hell, its so wrong. he wasnt right for you, or anyone i suppose. i bet you're a beautiful intelligent girl, every girl deserves a man who will treat her right and with respect. not pain and putting her down all the time.
you need to erase this guy from your life immediately. he wants to see you lost and upset and be a mess. thats what he was basically there for... sorry to say.
you need to search for a man who will treat you right, and you should do that soon. having a boyfriend is very uprising and makes you feel wonderful. you deserve that NOW.
i sat there in disbelief for too long after i broke up with the guy who abused me. i moved on and i found an amazing boyfriend that ive had for a year now
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I always lived in the south until now. I am in a northern state now that gets A LOT of snow during the winter months. I think the most snow I have EVER seen was like 2 inches? I think last year this state got something like 100 inches at one time? Wow, huge difference, right?
Well, I know it's going to be a lot colder here but I KNOW that I won't really understand that until it's in the middle of winter probably. I want to be prepared though because I don't want to end up freezing all of the time and unhappy.
What are some ways to prepare for winter? Get a heavy jacket? What would I look for then? Should I get snow boots? Should I get gloves and stuff or would I be okay without? How do I keep my house warm on the cheap? I really am lost...what do I need for winter? :\ (link)
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Hey! I live in NY, ughh i hate the winter sooo much i wish i could move south or west!
You deffinately want a winter jacket, its gunna be like less then 30 degrese in the winter up around here it sucks. ahah, and i heard this winter is gunna be a reallly cold one sooo i need to stock up on warm stuff also :/
gloves are a reallly good idea, like the poster below me said, once you step outside for a couple minutes and its five below, you'll regret it.
I suggest a down jacket by north face - those are reallly good. dont get it to be too tight because youll want to wear a sweater under it. i love the sweaters by north face, their pretty legit haha. i actually got through 1/2 the winter by wearing just a sweater by north face http://www.thenorthface.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?productId=46865&storeId=207&catalogId=10201&langId=-1&from=subCat&parent_category_rn=11719&variationId=H45
and the other half i got by with wearing just a pea coat from abercrombie and fitch. :)
i really suggest uggs for the winter. their reallllly warm they like saved my life. i have about three pairs. laced up ones and talls and mediums. you def. want water proof boots if your going to have to shovel/plow your driveway.
for heating efficency- i dont really know, im pretty young so my parents take care of that. just sleep with alot of blankets and turn your heat down at night! thats what my parents do it saves a ton.
good luck! and happy winter lol :)
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This guy I'd been dating had a birthday party on Saturday. I got wasted and made out with his roommate for 3 hours. My best friend had a crush on his roommate. Now pretty much everyone hates me. Any ideas for damage control on this one? (link)
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Well, cheating is never good. You had poor judgement and i know you were wasted, but it was a huge mistake. You need to explain to your friends that you were completely wasted and you had absolutely no control over yourself, you already hurt your boyfriend when he found out you cheated, and you hurt her for cheating on your boyfriends with a guy she likes. you simply just need to make a really formal apology and hope for the best. maybe take your friend out to lunch and explain yourself a little, and your boyfriend out to lunch the day after. and if they still hate you after you apologized, atleast you clarified stuff with them right?
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