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Well I Live in Bloomington Illinois. Im a pretty normal dude, I want to go to The University of Illinois and major in either journalism or Psychology. People say I give really good advice and am a great problem solver. Ummmmm well thats really all anybody needs to know I guess, just ask me if you want to know more.
E-mail: Swliss@hotmail.com
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Location: Bloomington Illinois
Age: 15
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Member Since: May 2, 2005
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Last Update: August 19, 2005
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oooo sam i cant get over the egg that I spilled over my friends coach! What is the best cleaning product to use?! I've already tried dish-soap and shout but it didnt seem to work out too well! So I'm REALLY worried because there was two different types of cheese and 2% milk, and tomoatoes in the eggs. I heard tomoatoes could be acidic and they are also a fruit and I dont want the coach to be sweet and sticky!! Its all white and creamy too! I have practice right now so I don't have time to clean it....It needs to be clean before her mom comes home!!
***needing desperate domestic engeneering advice!*** (link)
Hmmmm Nora im answering this question to you live from Normal Community High Schools Special Ed department office! Haha well it sounds like your pretty screwed babe. However while watching infomercials the other day I came across BILLY MAYS and his fantastic new concotion called OXICLEAN! it will take the stain and odor out of absolutly ANYTHING


okay so i really like this guy..well actually i like a lot of guys.. and i wanna make babies w/someone but idk if i'm ready for this. i mean i'm 15 and i really want a couple kids.. my parents have always wanted grandkids so i'm just trying to do them a favor. i've already had sex numorous times and i'm well known around bloomington, normal. all the guys tell me they want to have my babies but idk who to pick! oh and besides.. i just wanna help the population and keep the generations going.. so having some kids right now i think would be good. p.s i think i may have some stds but nothing too serious.. i'm still hot as hell and any guy who doesn't want to have my children would be crazy.. so who should i pick and why.. and also tell me if i'm making the right choice here. thanks bye (link)
now comon you already promised to have MY babies... wtf were you thinking trying to "pull a fast one" on me???
Man we are SO done im turnin you into the cops so you can get a demonstartion on the "chunks and floaties" sex demonstration with the chetos!


OH SAM, My fish died. His/her? name was elliott. I had 2...actually I had 6 fish but they all died. My mother and I made a bet to see which fish would die first(haha)...and of course. ELLIOTT DIED, but I thought I cared about elliott. LOL..

...but I'm kind of happy that water loving devil is gone.

Am I cruel or something?
P.S...when writing "but" I wrote "butt" LOL. but I Decided to go back up and change it.

P.S.S this is kind of a stupid question hahaha. I just wanted to be cool and get advice from the lovely SAM.
FROM:NOT Johanna, I swear. (link)
Oh my a dead fish? HEARTWRENCHING! Well since I have no idea who this other than knowing that its NOT Johanna I have to say that since I think Fish are kinda nasty and I dont view them as true pets (have you ever tried to take a fish for a walk?) I dont believe that you are a cruel person :)However on the off chance that for some shocking reason this WAS Jo writing this question then I must say that you are a very silly girl and have done an excellent job of hiding your identity from me while writing this question


sam, i dont know what to wear!! my cloths just dont match! i mean seriously! i have a pink shirt with black flip flops and it just doesnt match!! help!!
-patheticly need help with this!
*nor-nor* (link)
haha ohhh Nora.... wow if I knew you were serious id be very concerned...





ok, so I think I like this guy...
and he said one day when I ran into him, that we should hang out sometime, then he gave me his number....so i don't know what he's try'n to tell me....or if he's even interested. But I have had recent dreams about him, and have feeling for him as well. Thing is, i never see him, talk to em, and he's never relly online...but I have his #. So HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, PLEASE....

what do i do....go for it or not, and if so....how the hell??

lol

thanx alot
(anonomus luver)**

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Doesnt seem like you have much to loose by giving him a call. The longer you wait the more akward it will be to call him. Call him up n say hey and ask when hes free and if he wants to go hang out at the mall or go to the pool or somthing. Keep it low pressure and go indtending it to be friends hanging out.


alright so i went out with this guy during the school year for 4 months. but then i ended it because i felt like i really didnt like him anymore. then i started liking, this other guy, who, is really sweet but i dont think he would be a good boyfriend to me. aat the end of the year tho, i found out that he was willing to try to make things work with me. but i havent talked to him since! then just recently, the guy who i went out with first af all told me that he still really liked me. i kind of like him too but im not sure who to be with. if i cant make up my mind, does that mean im not supposed to be with either of them? or should i just be friends with both of them? im afraid that if i got out with one, ill hurt the other. please help! (link)
Going back with the first guy probly puts on track to break up with him again because you realize that you still dont like him. kinda liking ppl isnt a good reason to start a relationship, the intrest has to be genuine and strong. With the other dude, I wouldnt rush into anything with him. Start talking to him regularly and hang out with him. You have to get to know people before you can decide if you want to have a deeper relationship with him.


Okay... so i was just going out with this guy for a day. And then all the suddent he dumps me. He said that he needed to think about things and that he is having family problems. Do you think that he really is having family problems? Or do u think that he likes another girl? Do you think i should go back out with him cuz he told me that he cant really have a gf rite now but that he mite like next week. Do you think i should go back out with him there??
I'm 15 a girl and hes 16. (link)
Sounds to me that this guy isnt very mature and isnt intrested in having a serious relationship. You could go out with him again but I would exspect more of the same as far as you never being very sure of what hes going to do next, or feeling secure in a relationship with him. If he is changing on weather he can even have a gf or not on a weekly basis then its not worth it.


the thing is sam i would fight you but i cant drive yet. so get your gay ass out to hudson and fight like a man you pussy. and why the fuck would i walk to your house from hudson. lets do this. (link)
Ok im not answering any more of these, its stupid... lol i dont even know who you are, but if you have to insult me on the internet.... I literally dont think YOUR worth it


Hey:

I need advice, theres this kid who goes to our school and he gets made fun of alot because his face is not perfect but you dont want to tell him b/c it would be to mean. so i was wondering if i should talk to him bout it or not

thanks alot ttyl

bye (link)
Well if he gets made fun of about it alot then there is probly not much of a reason to talk to him about it... it would just make him feel worse. The best thing you could do is just be nice to him and dont treat like other people do. Trying to talk to him about it though is prolly gonna make him feel bad though and dislike you.


Ok....so i am a and like i think that my are too small and my butt overloads my body andi dont know what to do. I mean like i think that all the guys at school look at on s and i hav none...i wanna be looked at! What should i do? my parents dont want to get me a boob job and my friend say that they are big..but i am only a C cup...thats not big enough! PLEASE HELP ME!! (link)
Well in all honesty I think you should care more about what guys think about you as a person rather than how they look at your body. Yea guys look at boobs, but your makin us sound like total pervs and thats the only thing we care about, yea boobs are boobs but if thats the only thing a guy cares about then hes obviously not intrested in you as a person and isnt worth your time.
A C cup isnt that bad really. Not that I have the slightest idea about bra sizes, but Some of the more prettyer girls that I know are in similar situations.tight shirts help lol i dont want to sound like a total pervert there but thats what ive noticed. Coming from a guys perspective though, ginormous humongo boobs arent as attractive as you might think. there reaches a point were they look kinda gross.

The butt thing isnt somthing you really need to worry about that much either. From what it sounds like (im not sure if i know you) you arent an ugly fat chick so thats not your problem. I mean if you have a nice body then its not that big of a deal. again not to sound like a pervert its just guys intuition. Guys take notice in how pretty a girl is and its big in first impressions, You seem to be a pretty level headed person though, You should give yourself more credit though. I think i know who this is though and if im right you dont have any reason to worry. Personality is the key in any situation though. Guys arent the rambunctious horn dogs you might think we are. We have many many ways of a judging a girl, and looks is only a portion of it.


Sam! I need your help, so i'm in this great relationship w/ my b/f, you may have heard of him Usher Raymond? And he's officially dating a new women named Iesha, and I must know if our relationship will end up good and how 2 win him back! :-D (link)
Hmmm Well Usher like boobs I bet... haha Allie I think you should move on. If he is willing to run off with some chick that quickly without even offering a formal breakup then hes not worth your time. Hahaha Al I bet you like that one.




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