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Hello everybody...Well this is my first real advice column and i will answer every question **look at some of the questions i have answered and you may agree** I would really appreciate it if you do not leave me mean things in my inbox such as "you suck at advice giving" and other negative comments...thank you, Kyle

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Ok there's this boy i hangout with that likes me and does all this stuff to me and i dont like it. he puts his hands down my swimsuit bottoms when we're swimming and trys pulling my bikini top down so he can see my boobs. I've told him to stop but he keeps doing it and now i dont know what to do. I dont like him like that and i think hes trying to get me to have sex with him but he's not the one i wanna be with. I like someone else and i've told him that and he still doesnt it thinking its ok! HELP ME!!

hey...this could be a big problem and i agree..you need to put an end to it! what you should do is tell him that you DO NOT like him, and that you think it is pretty disgusting cus you think of him as a friend and if he still doesnt stop you could file sexual harassment or just not talk to him. so i hope it turns out well!

Kyle

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Ok you might know who this is. Ok i have liked this guy since Januaryish and I have liked him on and off. Well this time I have been trying to forget about him, but he is starting to call me now. I went camping and i met this guy named bob(name changed)and i really like him, but he lives in appleton so that could never work out. I was telling someof my friends that he gave me his # and stuff and he was in the chat we were in and he was like ok I am leaving and he got out. Do you think he MIGHT like me a little. Its ok if you say no, i just want to know lol (he is calling me now so I will ask you a ? later too lol) THANKX IN ADVANCE!! ♥

Hey! well...ok what i would do is just not try to forget about the january guy just try to think of him differently! that works sometimes and then with bob, i would just try to be friends wiht him sorta cus you cant really alwys tell if you like somebody just from a week with them ya know? well im not sure what else to tell ya! other than u rock and u dont need to have a b/f to tell you that!

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so heres the scoop:

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me

heres the story:

we were supposed to see a movie and he ditched saying that his arm hurt bad from sliding in softball which i would have been okay with if his brother didn't tell me he was really hanging out with 2 other girls yeah so aside from that i called him and left him a message then called him and he answered i asked if he had checked my message he said no and i said don't check it i'm really sorry about it and we lost connection i called him back a couple times but he rejected my call later at night i went online and my friend told me she had seen him while he was supposedly hurting his arm at softball except once again he was with 2 girls i don't know what to think anymore do you think he could be cheating or should i trust him on saying he didn't do anything

it sounds like hes cheating if a couple people are witnesses especially if the people are friends of his then they wouldnt lie.u mite want to talk to him again tho!

Kyle

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Okay....I like this guy that lives like an hour away...i really want to go out with him, and it would somewhat work cause my dad lives by him and i go to my dads every weekend. But then again, I don't want a "long"-distance relationship...what should I do?

well first i would ask myself...how much do i really like this guy??? and if you think a lot i would tell the guy how you feel and ask your parents if you can spend more time up by your dads. i dont no how well that will work but its just a suggestion otherwise there isnt much you can do

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so i used to date this guy and for a while we didn't talk because he had another girlfriend well we just started talking again and i've become so much happier and am doing a lot better in everything i do now like i used to be when we were going out so he really likes his girlfriend but lately they've been fighting and i have a boyfriend that i really like but i am starting to fall in love with my ex again and its killing me on the inside to know that i have this really great boyfriend but i am starting to like my ex again and i don't know what to do

hey well i think you should wait and see if you get more feelings for ur ex cus i wouldnt want you to ruin your current relationship out of false feelings and if you do get more feelings for ur ex i would tell your bf and just be like "joe im really sorry but im starting to have feelings for another guy and i think its time we move on. its good for the both of us" or something like that and then tell your ex how you feel and you should probably do it on the fone or face to face. I hope i helped
Kyle

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heres the deal i have this guy friend and hes the greatest but he recently told me he has a huge crush on me i don't know what to think about this i mean i don't really like him but i think if i tell him we will not be friends anymore i thought you could help because in your aim profile it says we will ALWAYS be bff! no matter what fucknutz come b/w us it wont do nothing! lylas!!! about some girl named hillary now i don't know you personally but you seem like someone that could help me out with this because I do not see him as someone i would go out with

yes this is kinda hard...but i know that i have had a huge crush on somebody before and i have asked them out and i think they were in the same position as you...it happened to be hillary! and she said no and hey we are still awesome friends! so if you are really good friends he will be ok with it...it will hurt him a lot tho i know when i get rejected by somebody i really like...it always hurts but he will move on eventually! hope i helped and if i didnt im really sorry!

Kyle

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I really like this kid who is 3 years older then me...ahh this sucks so bad. what to do?

hey! yea this is hard...but if you think about it...a lot of peoples parents are 3+ years older than each other! so maybe you could just try your luck and ask him out! wats the worst that could happen? hed reject you and you feel the same as you do now...or pretty close! i hope i helped ya!

Kyle

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I've had a crush on my best friend for like, 2 years now, and last night, we were really close. She even kissed me. WELl now today I found out that another one of my best friends are are going out with her. I'm happy for them both but I thought that we really had something last night. What should i do about it?

hey! i think ik who this is...but ya ok what i would do is just tell her what you told me ^ there! and if ur who i think u r the person will definitly like that! Hope I helped!

Kyle

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Hey i have seen you walk around places and i think you r sooooo hot i really want to go out with you and i want you to finger me. SAY YES i luv you hottie!!!

hi...1) Who Are you? 2)You must be confused about who this is 3)i wont finger you... 4) dont forget to tell me who you are

Kyle

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(**Your more then Likely gonna know who this is**)

Im trying to tell someone who was my best friend why I said something I really didn't mean, and he won't listen so what should I do?

if he was your best friend you wouldnt have said that to him...but maybe over time he will learn to cope with wat you said to him...and im sure hes really sorry for being an ass...i am positive he is actually!

Kyle

PS he still loves you...

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{{ you probably know who this is }}
ok i really like this guy. and i have been trying so hard to forget about him but there isnt anything i can do! I know we never actually "had anything" and there wasnt really anything there, but I really really love this kidd! he makes me smile and knows the right thing to say. and I told him I liked him and he didnt really say anything..it kinda hurt me. Now summer seems to be going really fast and before I know it I will be in highschool and he will be in middle school..i know I should move on because there will be other options for me, but I cant let him go for some reason..please help me out! ♥ &&

HEY! u are super duper awesome! **well im suffering the same problem...and i wish ik the answer to this...** remember we are in the same boat sadly...but i would just tell him how you feel again maybe...or just flirt a lot...i hope i helped ya!

Kyle : )

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well my boyfriend called me at about 7:15 tonight telling me he had to run a few errands for his parents and asked me to hang out with him when he got back around 8:30 so at 8:20 me and my friend went outside to wait for him but his car was already there... we were like okay if hes home then why didn't he come over then my friends boyfriend came and my boyfriends brother is friends with him so he came outside to talk well my guys brother not knowing we were going out said that my boyfriend was up in his room watching a movie with some girl... of course i got really jelous because not only was he a half hour late to hang out with me when i was told but now he was up in his room with some chick!?!?! see he told me before we started going out that if i was his girlfriend i would have to understand that he has a ton of girls that are friends but i'm just not sure he ditched me to watch a movie with another girl and when i called he didn't answer his phone either i trust him but i'm really not sure of this one do you see any signs that he could be cheating on me because i don't want to be the girl that finds out the hard way PLEASE HELP!

Hey! Ok ya this is a hard situation...what you might want to do is talk to the other girl and make sure she nos wats going on...like you said you dont want her to find out the hard way. Oh ya! and definitly talk to your boyfriend to see his side of things!


Kyle

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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for like 3 days. And we've made out like 8 times, and hes fingered me and everything, and now he want to have sex...is it too soon?

well ok i dont know it all depends on how old you are and everything...i would say its too early to have sex but thats just me! i know some ppl who will have sex like anytime in a relationship. but if you do have sex at least use protection! hope i helped!

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What happens when u get fingered? i am too scared to ask ne one else.Thanks if u answer this!!

um ok this is a really wierd ? considering that im a guy...well i asked one of my friends that is a girl and she said "you or someone else sticks 1 or a few fingers in your "downstairs" area and then you get a nice sensation thats feels good" so yaidk hope i helped?
DntTurNMeAwaY

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Me and my boyfriend have been together since I was 10 and he was 14. We are now 14 and 18. well about 3 months ago my boyfriend got me pregnet with twins. And now he could get arrested cuz i am a minor and he is an adult. I am scared to tell my mom.She will beat me, and throw me out of the house. Should i get an abortion?

hello...you should DEFINITLY tell ur mom cus she will probably find out no matter what...if you dont press charges i dont think that your boyfriend will go to jail either! and i wouldnt get an abortion becus ur killing an innocent child which is really sad and mean

Kyle

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" whats the best color hair" lol kyle

hey! lol wats up dude(t) hehe the total best hair color has to be blonde wiht blue streaks it looks so cool!

ttyl ellie!
Kyle

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ok what is a condom?!? iv been hearing all this tlak about it, and also what do u use it for?!!?

hey..uhh this is a wierd ? but ya its somethin a guy puts over his dick b4 having sex and keeps on thru sex so you dont reproduce...hope i helped
DntTurnmeaway

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how do u do it? ( sex ) duhhhhhhh

1) why do you assume ik the answer to this ?
2) why would i answer this?
3) im not telling even if i do no!

dntturnmeaway

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how do u do it?

how do i do what? please give me more info if this is a serious question. Thx

DntTurnMeAway

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I have been married for 5 years and have been with my husband for 6 years. He is a Army soldier. We have lived in Germany for the past 4 and half years. My husband just recently told me that our hole marrige was based on lies, and that he has never been in love with me!!!! He told me the truth about everything!!!! He has cheated on me so many times that he can't remember!!!!! My question is what can I get in the divorce? Do we have to split everything, and can I make him pay for pain and suffering?

well im not sure cus im only 13 but i think you guys split all the money in half and you split the debt and you sell the house unless u can agree on something...again im not sure tho...im sry i couldnt help more!
Dnt Turn Me Away

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