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Okay I have this guy friend who is one if my best friend's boyfriend and i was talking to her today. She said she wanted to dump him and said she wants to be single again. I know he will be heartbroken. How do I help him through his hard times without completely dumping one of my best girlfriend's? (link)
Fuck him.


I like this boy a lot, I haven't told anyone about liking him. I talk about him to my best friends quite often but I'm just like eww...I'd never like him. He is always like aww look your so cute and he calls me his 'little kid'. That's because I am soo much shorter than him. He always picks me up and carrys me places and when I see him in the hall he's like hey cutie, sweetie, little kid, babe...whatever he picks that day and he like hugs me. But this one time we were just standing in the hall together and he's like what about if you and me went to the movies...and then to dinner or something. And this girl in his class told me she was like aww don't mess with Mahryah when you don't mean it...it's not nice. And she said he said but I do wanna go somewhere she's just so cute. And he always tells me he loves me and is always touching me and stuff. I don't know if he just thinks I'm cute in a little way or what. I don't know if I want to tell my friends either... (link)
. . . you're name is Mahryah? Is he perhaps a racist? If he is you might just want to quit now while you're ahea. If not, proceed to step 2: GO OUT WITH HIM.

If a guy asks you out, he means it. We don't play the little games you girls do. Now he might not stay interested after the first date, but he is at least for serious right now.


i think my friends r gettin' annoyed by me but they won't tell me. they've been kinda ignoring me and giving me looks....what should i do?
signed,
confused and lost (link)
You should, of course, hire a P.I. (Private Investigator) to begin tailing your so-called "friends." It should take around two or three months for him to collect enough evidence to conclusively state that YOU SHOULD STOP BEING ANNOYING!!!

Run sentences through your head before you say them. If you feel like you want to beat the living crap out of yourself for being such a whining annoying bitch, chances are you don't want to say that sentence out loud.



I'm and 18 year old female,not a newbie to having sex, about 3 diff partners including my current boyfriend... thing is, whenever I have sex, no matter who it is or what position (guy or girl-I'm bi) I just get nothing from it. Not even the beginnings of an orgasm. I do okay on my own, I'm satisfied anyway, but when it comes to sex I have to fake it since I just can't get there. It feels good, and I enjoy the act just no climax ya?

Anything I can do about this? (link)
Are you sure you're sticking things in the right holes? Because believe it or not, you just can't get an orgasm from being porked in the belly button.


Can you get pregnant from pre-cum? (link)
Oh sweet mother of God, I hope not.


My husband and I were talking the other day and he said that if he died he would not want a funeral. I was shocked. Of course he should have a funeral, it's a great way for family and friends to say goodbye. I feel it is more for the family of the deceased anyway. He disagrees, and is shocked that I would not respect his wishes. Who is right here? And if he did die, what are we as a family suppose to do? I would like the love and support of my faamily. (link)
Don't be such a selfish bitch. It's his funeral (or in this case, lack thereof), give him his dying wish. It's the last thing you'll ever be able to do for him.


my profile keeps gettin deleted and i dont know how....has this been happenin to n e body else?????? (link)
Try to stop being a moron. The sheer amount of stupid you cram into your questions obviously causes your account to implode.

Grammar also seems to help.

Good luck! :-)




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