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Q: Ok alot of people i know think that i'm not a virgin ( even my own family). I haven't had sex and so what i know alot about sex. and they think i've given oral too.which i have not.i tell them over and over again but thyey don't belive me. And ruemers are already goin around that i'm a ho. What can i do to make them belive me?
Do you dress provacatively? if you do, stop. Tell your mom to take you to the gyno- the doc can check to see if your hymen is broken which usually only happens during sex (unless you shove tampons up there really hard) and she can tell your mom that youre still a virgin. Hopefull she can eventually trust you about oral too. You can't do anything about school really- if you cock tease the boys, theyll think youre a slut. If you dress skimpy, the girls will think youre a slut. So be good, don't worry so much about other people. Theyll forget about it eventually if you act right. kids can be cruel, good luck hun.

Q: ok so theres this boy Randy Arms, well i had sex with him 4 years ago an then he moved away. i never told him i loved him but i do and i wanna be with him. now, this year hs brother goes to my school and i looked his name up inthe teachers book and got Randy's phone#. i tried calling him but the line was diconected. after i thought about it im sort of glad he didnt pick up b/c i wouldnt know what to say.what would you do if u had a long lostlover boy / girl? please help!! if your good ill give you a 4 or 5.
Ask his brother casually what he's been up to lately, and maybe you guys can talk a little bit and find out where he is now. If you don't try harder you might regret it hun. take a chance!

PEACE

Q: i'm auditioning for drill team officer, possibly head sergent and i need to choreograph to two songs. i need a song for a jazz routine and a prop routine (where u have a chair, ladder, cane, or some other prop incorperated into your dance) and i need help thinking of songs. i want the jazz routine to be very poppy and bouncy. kinda like cierra 1 2 step, but i don't want to use that song. but for the prop routine i still don't know what i want. suggestions for it are open. i rate high. i just want ideas and song titles, thanks for the oppinions.
Brittney Spears: Do Something
Brittney Spears: Outragous
T.I. Bring em Out
50 Cent: Like my Style.. speed up the tempo- its the one i used for drill team try outs, worked for me.

good luck!

Q: i didnt know what to put this under but...Does anyone know any tanning lotions for tanning beds that will make you darker faster and if so what is the best? Thanks!
any of the Tingle products work well- but its painful afterwards for about an hour. Your skin turns bright red and hurts like a sunburn, but it soon darkens nicely. You HAVE to put it on evenly because after the redness goes away, you could be patchy- thats how well it works. Dont use it unless you tan a lot in one session because its very bad for your skin if you have a fair skin tone. Good luck.. and trust me, if you have the right skin its worth the pain.

PEACE

Q: :'( i hav frigging sweat circles under my armpits! i wash with soap in the morning and at nite and i put antipersperant on or i go to the washroom when i start sweating and reapply the antipersperant but i still SWEAT! i'm tired of this and i really want to put a stop to this! .. okay i've heard of certain dri but i live in Canada and i've looked and looked but they don't sell it here! i also asked over the counter pharmicists and they told me about this stuff thats like 20 bucks and most of the stuff that like makes u stop sweating that isn't generic are like 20 bucks and i don't have that kinda money so please please help me, its really really embaressing!
Don't worry sweetheart- go here:
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp11764_333181_sespider/certain_dri/antiperspirant_roll_on_for_excessive_perspiration.htm

or

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/cerdripresst.html

Those are both for Certain Dri.. i use it all the time before dance or concerts- works AMAZING! good luck!

PEACE

Q: how do i keep my vagina clean?...not smelly
You really aren't supposed to wash it.. Just use water- soap can cause bigger problems and besides, discharge is a natural cleaner- thats why using a douche or other feminine cleaning products will only throw you off balance. Water is all you need- guys will soon realize that girls have their own scent (not a bad one) and if they can't deal, then they're too immature to be down there in the first place.

peace

Q: i love music but i dont always have to money to buy cds. can you give me some good FREE sites that i can download off of? also can you give me any that wont have spyware? thanks muchly.
Bearshare.com- It isn't like Kazaa which automatically downloads spyware with it. Bearshare will give you a few pop ups but if you don't leave it on your toolbar while you're not using it, you won't have any problems. I got a professional opinion on which site to use and he suggested that one- said he used it himself. It's really easy to use also.

peace

Q: i always try many different shampoos conditoners and liquid bodywashes and none of them seem to feel or smell good. does anybody know any of those three things that smell and feel sexy?

i rate high if you dont give me soap bars and 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioners!
Go to a salon and get the good shit- don't go to wal-mart, they strip color and moisture out of your hair (like Dove or Pantene- stay away from those)

1.Biosilk
2.Biolage
3.Paul Mitchell
4.Aveda
5.Kiwi

They're more expensive but worth it.. you feel a difference after one wash.

Body wash is different- just go to the store and pick out one that smells good- Carress and Dove rocks

Q: Any one know any ideas on how taking different pictures, like different poses, different like make up or something, colors to wear, or make it a black and white or color photo and stuff to post on-line and ect?- thx
Sounds like porn to me

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