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WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE BASHING MEREDITH???....fuckers your just mad cuz your no where near as cool. and now, since i appreciate her advice 8 P i really want to kick this person's ass....should i?

hells yes you should! lol
you're cool

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that html question was a lie...i dont even know what html is. i was afraid to ask my real question which is how do i let my girlfriend know im a pedophile?

umm you open ur mouth and use words
she'll probably break up with you because that's so disgusting and i know this is a joke so im just gunna stop here lol

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i dont know what html to use for my new site! what should i do?!

well whats the html for? like for your background?

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which amber is it you hate?

amber the freshman at ghs who was new to our school this year

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YOU SUCK

-love, mommy

what do i suck??

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your advice sucks so badly. everyone of these ive read have been "sorry I cant even do that" or 'im not sure". HOW IS THAT ADVICE?????????

wow ur a fag well if i don't know the answer there isn't much advice i could give you dipshit and umm ur the fag taking this seriously

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Youre ugly. what should i do about that?

thanks...i already knew that though
but i also don't care what you think...i'm sure

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ive had my aim screen name for over 2 years and im ready for a new one. can you help me thing of good screen nameS? a summertime one would be good but i dont really care!

i can't even make up my own sn...sorry

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lol its not kristen either! its someone else taht hates her i think we should start a "i HATE AMBER CHAiN" b/c i know about 100 ppl that would LOVE to join!

im not a friend of yours but i hear great things about you! you seem really sweet!

i like you....i.m. me sometime lol and i do hate her i think we should start a club wow we would have more members than lifetime! seriously do i.m. me and if its you kristen.... go be a prostitute like ive taught you lol

and im sure you're really sweet too!! lol
and if its kristen haha your sweet too

lol;; love
:*:meredith:*:
(head leader of the "i hate amber" club)

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meredith i see you everyday at school and i really like you. i have learned your class schedule and i go and look through the windows at you. i follow you home sometimes too. i really realy really like you. I just wish there was a way that i could tell you who i am.

hahahahaha

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so im really in love with this dog...the problem is, hes only 12 in dog years. i really love him but his parents wont let us go out. should i kill them or what?

lol good idea just kill them that way you can live the next 72 years of your doggy life behind bars

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I have asked many people for help do you kno waht i should od either?

I'm writing back... im the girl that just moved to grapevine and alot of the people have a hard time accepting me. I need help i tod some people i would never be friends with a poor person or marry one... am i shallow?; am i a gold digger?? and at my old school me and my friends invited this boy that was sitting alone b.c we felt bad for him and then sat there and threw food at him and called him mean names... i think i need help to become a nice person any ideas?

Do you think i should just go back to my old school becuase everyone at grapevine doesnt like me... do you have any reasons?
How do i make friends and still be myself?

you sound like a bitch
and i think this is a joke
because lol yeha i think its umm i'll just say my prostitue buddy!! hell yeah
but umm if its not a joke yeah get your ass out of our school we don't want you

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i met this girl her name is meredith... and i think im in love... well i kno im in love i love you soo freaking much meredith cody banks!

hehe i love you too!!!!

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hey meredith, i have 3rd period with you, and i enjoy watching you alot. i like it when you fall asleep and ask questions. i always watch you eat at lunch. i like to follow you in the halls, because your so funny. anywayz my ? is my parents are making me take a sport next year, which should i do soccer or baseball?

lol who is this?
but umm i think thats something u kinda have to decide on your own mainly because one of them requires alot more running than the other so yeah its more of a personal preference...i would pick soccer if your playing on a school team but baseball if its not on a school team only because you have to run less lol

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my friends dog is dying of cancer. he doesnt seem sad, but i know he is. that dog is his life! how do i make him feel better? do i get him a new dog? help!

Yeah i think i know whose aksing this and whose dog it is... its so sad =( all you can do is be there for them though i understand what its like because i did loose one of my dogs to caner the dog that was my life so i'm here if you need to talk im so sorry

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Meredith I am so in love with you!!!!

I LOVE YOU SOOOOO-OOOO MUCH PAiGELY!!!!

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they say my dog might have cancer. : ( what do i do?

Well there isn't much you can do except be with your dog all you can and pray about it...
my dog died of cancer a year and a half ago she was only 8 years old at the time and i thought my world was collapsing because that dog had been the only thing that was always there for me
but coming from this side of it i'm very thankful for the time i did have with her and i now know she's ALWAYS with me i till think about her on a daily basis

everything will turn out the way it was planned to i know how much it hurts i'm so sorry that you're having to go through this

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okay so im like 15 and i met this guy....hes really cute and sweet and funny and he just makes me feel so happy but heres the problem....hes in the 4th grade....i want to keep dating him but he says his parents wont let him....should i kill them or what....what should i do???? please give me your opinion on this topic

yeah you have no business dating a 4th grader thats just disgusting his dick is probably only like 2inches long. definatly think you should just be friends with him if even that...

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hey meredith! ummm..so i dont have a question at the moment...i was just commenting to say i loveyou and your so pretty!!!

aww you're so sweet! i'm sure i love you!!!

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I LOVE MEREDITHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and shes a good advice giver.......lol yep thats my question

my guess...is lauren kelly?
lol i love you

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