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WELC0ME T0 MY AWES0ME ADViCENAT0R!! i'M JAMiE. MY NiCKNAME iS MiJA!! ii AM A STARBUCKS ADDiCT AND ii L0VE AER0, ABERCR0MBiE, H0LLiSTER, AND AMERiCAN EAGLE!! i'M A PREP F0R LiFE. S0 YEA... iF YO0 NEED S0ME ADViCE... ASK ME AND i'LL D0 MY BEST T0 HELP YO0!!

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this will be very long..sorry! well me and my boyfriend have been going through a lot lately..and hes been wanting to me to prove to him how much i love him cause sometimes he wonders! so i went out of my way and paid my friends sister to take me to the mall so i could get him a bracelet he wanted carved with our names on it! so i spent like $74 on that and then i found the cutest card ever! well then since last night he has been acting kinda distant..like we couldnt really talk or anything! well then today he had to go help his grandpa so i thought no big deal ill talk to him when he gets home! well i looked at his buddypic thing and he took my name off and just put he had a girlfriend and added some other girl on there too which scared me! so i texted him and said something..no response! so then i called his house and he talked to me and said hed get online in a minute! well then he tells me hes going on vacation, he just got a job, and hes doing modeling so we wont really talk anymore so he thinks its best for now if we go on a break and i prove to him how much i love him! and he said after i send him his stuff he will read it all and think about it! and he said he cant talk on his cell cause his aunt wont let him and now he cant get on the computer either for like a week! it kills me so much cause ive never felt this way in my life..hes supposably bought me a promise ring and everything else! well i IMed that girl that was on his buddypic and seen what was up and i guess shes in love with him or something! and he was talking to her with me and i found out another girl says she loves him too and im so scared that he will move on although he keeps telling me he wont and those girls are too good of friends! i wanna believe him but its so hard! well i have his password for everything n he has mine too..well then he decides hes gonna change his AIM password and now i dont know what to think..im so scared something might be going on! i just dont know what to do! i have done nothing but cry since i found out! he told me after i send his stuff he will write me a letter back and i guess thats how we have to talk for now! i really dont know what to do cause im use to talking to him all day..it kills me so much! and i dunno what to do! do you have any cute ideas i could do with his card and bracelet that i can send through the mail? thanks so much!

WELL, FIRST 0F ALL,IT'S OKAY FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND TO HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS. I WOULD ALSO BE A LITTLE WORRIED, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. I ALSO THINK YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TO "BUY" HIS LOVE, BY BUYING HIM EXPENSIVE THINGS. LOVE AND MONEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT CATORGORIES. IF HE TAKES OUT YOUR NAME FROM HIS BUDDYPIC THINGY, AND PUTS SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME... YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY TO GET A HOLE OF HIM. TRY SENDING HIM 5 OF THE SAME E-MAIL TO MAKE SURE HE KNOWS YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH HIM. OF CALL HIM 3 TIMES AND LEAVE A LONG MESSAGE TELLING HIM YOU LOVE HIM AND YOU REALLY NEED TO SPEAK WITH HIM. OR TRY ASKING ONE OF HIS FRIENDS WHERE YOU COULD FIND HIM. IF YOU NEED ANYMORE ADVICE... YOU CAN E-MAiL ME. OR YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO CHAT WITH ME ON AIM!!! E-MAiL ME AT: AEBABIEX0@AIM.COM OR INSTANT MESSAGE ME AT: AEBABIEX0 HOPE I HELPED!!

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ok. I'm like 13 and I way 157 pounds. am I overweight?? i've tried everything. but it's all sheats and scams... what can I do to lose the weight and gain the confidence?

ii MUST BE H0NEST WiTH YO0... YO0 ARE A LiL 0VERWEiGHT. JUST TRY L0SiNG AB0UT 2 P0UNDS A WEEK AND MY THE END 0F 1 M0NTH... YO0 WiLL L0SE 8 P0UNDS!! YO0 CAN D0 THiS BY TALKiNG T0 YO0R PARENTS AND/0R YO0R D0CT0R. THEY CAN GiVE YO0 A PERFECT DiET THAT SUiTES YO0. BUT F0R THE M0ST PART... TRY EATiNG A L0T 0F FRUiT AND VEGES DAiLY. AND D0N'T F0RGET T0 CUT D0WN ON CAL0RiES. D0N'T EAT A L0T 0F SUGAR. THAT WiLL JUST SL0W YO0 D0WN AND GiVE YO0 PiMPLES. E-MAiL ME AFTER 1 M0NTH AND TELL ME H0W YO0'RE FEELiNG!! EHX O0H EHX O0H // X \\ MiJA

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ok... well, I'm 15 and my boyfriend just fuked me like last month and I just took a pregnancy test and I'm pregnant... my parents would fukin kill me if I found out. how can I tell them?? I mean... we used condoms... but the condom must have ripped cuz I'm not ready for this... plz help me out.

0KAY, WELL FiRST 0F ALL... YO0 AT THiS AGE SH0ULDN'T HAVE BEEN "MESSiNG AR0UND" iN THE FiRST PLACE... BUT THAT'S JUST MY 0PiNi0N. ii THiNK iT W0ULD BE SMART T0 TELL YO0R PARENTS THE TRUTH... EVEN iF YO0R GR0UNDED F0R LiFE. YO0 COULD END UP WiTH SERi0US HEALTH iSSUES. YO0 MiGHT ALS0 WANT T0 THiNK AB0UT AN AB0RTi0N. EVEN TH0 iT'S VERY SAD T0 LiKE... KiLL A BABY... iT'S AN 0PTi0N iF YO0'RE N0T READY F0R THE RESP0NSEBiLiTiES. H0PE ii HELPED. EHX O0H EHX O0H // X \\ MiJA

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I am 9 years old and i do not no what pubertie is. is that weird for a kid my age? I have herd poeple talking about it, and I have no clue what pubertie means... can you pleas explane it too me?

N0, iT iS N0T WEiRD THAT YO0 D0 N0T KN0W WHAT PUBERTY iS. S0ME KiDS LEARN EARLY... S0ME D0N'T. PUBERTY IS WHEN A GiRL/B0Y TRANSF0RMS INT0 A MAN/W0MAN. iF YO0 W0ULD LiKE M0RE DETAiL... YO0 MiGHT WANT T0 TALK T0 YO0R PARENTS AB0UT iT... BUT UNF0RTUNATLY, i AM N0T THE PERS0N T0 TALK T0 AB0UT iT... H0PE ii HELPED!! EX O0H EX O0H // MiJA

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why

UH.... WHY WHAT?? WH0 ARE YO0 ANYWAY?? EX O0H EX O0H // MiJA

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what exactly is a prep / melinda

HEY MELiNDA!! UMM... WELL, THERE REALLY iSN'T AN EXACT DEFiNiTiON F0R WHAT A PREP iS. ALL ii CAN SAY iS THAT PREPS WEAR CL0THES FR0M CERTAiN ST0RES... LiKE, AMERiCAN EAGLE(MY FAV), AER0P0STALE, AND H0LLiSTER. ALL OF THESE ST0RES CAN BE F0UND iN ALM0ST EVERY MALL. S0 YA... THATS KiNDA WHAT A PREP iS. BUT iF YO0R WANTiNG T0 BEC0ME 0NE, D0N'T D0 iT 0VERNiGHT, PPL WiLL START SAYiN BADD STUFFz AB0UT YO0! EX O0H EX O0H // MiJA

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how did you make this advice thing

JUST G0 T0 ADVICENATORS.COM AND YO0 CAN SiGN UP AND MAKE YO0R VERY 0WN, JUST LiKE MiNE!! EX O0H EX O0H // MiJA

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