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Q: There's this comedy group at our school, and auditions are coming up. We have to write a two minute monologue.

What are some topics I can write a hilarious two minute monologue on? I can't think of anything currently.

Thanks to all who answer.
you could do a spoof on dating or a person you like that doesn't know you exist and talk about maybe some stupid characteristics that other people would think funny...like maybe a rumor about a third nipple that intrigues you...
you could pretend to be an "experienced" 7th grader giving much needed advice to a group of 6th grade boys.
or maybe something that happened with a family member...like a really bad baseball game where everyone missed the all and you were just watching and got hit in the face...something like that

just make it funny...hope I helped

Q: At the end of the show, Grace and Jack are hand in hand and they go to her locker. Then she pops a pill and Jack hands her the bottle of water to drink it down.

Does that mean she had sex with Jack after all?

And can anyone tell me what happened between the mom and that architect guy with curly hair? I missed that part..
They never had sex, She is trying toshow that she is being responsible and making sure that Jack understands what he's getting into this time around. And the mom is now dating the architect guy...

Q: I think it's an older movie.
But this one girl is like sent away to live with her grandparents on a farm. Shes around 15/16.
And her grandparents own alot of glass dolls upstairs,but its just a small hobbie.
and at night those dolls come alive and kill people. The dolls are like dressed all gothic, and they come alive at night,
and I remember one part of the movie where its a thunder storm out at night, and the dolls are running around upstairs getting ready to kill.
What's that movie called?
It's really bugging me :(
Anyone no?
I haven't seen that movie but I have read a book that I know they made into a Movie called Doll House that has a very similar plot line. So it could be either Dolls or Doll House

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