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I overheard my cousin on the phone talking to his friend and he said he was around this girl he likes and he got a boner or he wanted to bone her or something. So what would that mean? What is a boner? Or did I just hear it wrong?

He could have said "i got a boner"
or her could have said "i want to bone her"

Both are sexual.
Him having a boner means, he got hard because he thinks she is sexy..

And him wanting to bone her mean, he wants to have sex with her ..

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maybe I am prude but I have never let my boyfriend do this. I guess I am afraid that I won't like it! So what does it feel like to be eaten out? I am a girl (obviously!) and I really want to know! You don't have to be all graphic and stuff but I think you know what I am asking. :-)

Truthfully, it depends on if your lover knows what they are doing.
I'm a lesbian, so i have a better chance at sucess..being as she is a woman herself, and knows what feels good and doesn't.

Men, kinda have to be taught.. unless they just have the pussy eating gene. LOL. (=

But if done right.. it is simply AMAZING.

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The first time I had "sex", he didn't get it all the way, he just got in the head. Does this count as popping my cherry, or am I still considered a virgin?

If you were bleeding afterwards.. then there is chance he did pop your cherry..
doesn't have to be all the way in.. depending on his size.

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Can U become pregnant from having anal sex?

No. Can't happen.. once sperm hits oxygen .. it dies.

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Ok, so I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time the other day, and it wasn't great at all.
Whenever I do it myself, it's awesome, but I just can't...you know....'get there' when he does it.
Any ideas on how I can help him, or whatever, without insulting him?
Thanks

No way to tell him, without hurting his feelings.. unless he's not a sensitive guy.
But you just need to show him and tell him what you like..
If anything.. he'll think it's sexy to watch you do it..
don't tell him he sucks LOL..
Just say oh baby.. lemme show you something that drives me crazy.. i bet you'd be GREAT at it.. so on and so on..
Everything will be fine.. much better than to have him suck.. you'll just grow to be turned off by him.. if you don't change it now (:

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Ok so i had sex with my bf almost 2 weeks ago and i am due on my period this weekend. I take birth control but the past 4 days i have had real bad stomach ache, lower back ache and just dont feel right. I know birth control isnt 100% effective so i am worried. If i come on my period at the weekend should i still take a pregnancy test? or do you have to wait a while longer? thanks

Generally, the only time you are ovulating is with in 10 days before or after your period. If in fact he did get you pregnant, you may still have your period.. or just spot blood the whole nine months. Don't stress about it, that will only cause your period to be even later. Take a pregnancy test 7 days..after your period was supposed to come on. Take it in the morning right when you wake up. If you are pregnant, the part of your belly between your belly button and where your panties start.. should be hard as a rock. But your probably just stressed.. been there done that!

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