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Q: How do you get an ex-friend to stop fucking talking to you. I'm usually good at getting people to leave me alone, but this guy is insane. He stopped talking to me for a while but now he is starting again despite when I tell him to leave me alone. Any ideas?
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My favorite method of getting psycho-stalkers to leave me alone is to take out a restraining order. I think the police can help you with that one.
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Q: One of my friends think that i have been practicing witchcraft and black magic. She thinks i have become a witch and she keeps scolding me. I told her im not a witch and she keeps lecturing me; What should i do?
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Dear I'm-Notta-Witch,
You should do what a truly good friend would do. You should dress all in black, put on some crazy black eyeliner and then ask her over for a laid-back seance. That should allay all her fears.
Why would she be so worried that you are a witch? Are you already doing these things? If so, why are you hanging out with some chick who "scolds"? My granny "scolds". At least find a friend who will be normal and cuss you out.
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Q: my best friend is acting werid! she got mad at me because i told her i wanted my straightner back and she got all mad and didnt talk to me for the rest of the day and took me out of her profile.. what should i do?
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Really Confused,
Your friend must base her moods on the state of her hair. Clearly, her hair is a frizzy, nappy mess; thus, her mood is a frizzy, nappy mess.
I would suggest that you find a friend who likes her hair no matter what state it is in, and the two of you will live happily ever after.
Oh, and keep the straightner, because those things are super-handy.
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Member Since: October 28, 2005 Answers: 15 Last Update: November 2, 2005 Visitors: 3136
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