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Q: ok i was reading another question about ouji boards (or however you spell it) and i was wondering, where could you get one, and how much would they cost, or what?

thanx!
You can get them at target, wal-mart, kmart, toys r us i think, etc. for around $20

have fun with it =]

Q: Okay I was just wondering are the Gossip Girl series real or fictious?
They include all these fan emails and sightings and things about the characters , and that seem like they could only be real. Does the author just make those up as she writes the story?
fiction. its under the fiction section in bookstores and libraries.

Q: me and my friends want to plan something fun. we always go to the beach so now we want to do something different and better. have any good ideas? thank you =)
well you could

go to a pool
go to an amusment park
go on a picnic
go to the mall
go to the movies
go bowling
ummmmmm
go out to dinner
dance silly at the house
have a party
go to a party
go to a concert...

have fun!

Q: okay i am dark brunette and im thinking i wanna go blonde. okay is that a good idea? and im going to the beach and im gonna be swimming so will that ruin it?? thanx guys
mkay. well i'm dark brunette and once i got red highlights done professionally, however they turned blonde and it looked like shit. but if your face is right,it would look good, it depends on your face. if you decide to do it you might also want to dye your eyebrows the same color lol.

Q: Oook, I know I sound like a foolish idiot by asking this but what does "fo shizzle my nizzle" mean? People say it all the time and I say it too, and I know people say it to "try" to act gangster but thats about it. Help ?
fo=for
shizzle=sure
my=my
nizzle=ni***r

i tink it could also mean okay, basically..

Q: Alright, before I ask my question I want you guys to know that even though it's kind of funny, I'm being completely 100% serious.


Last night I was over at a friends house and we found his step mom's...dildo. Well someone thought it'd be funny if we put Icy Hot on it so that whenever she uses it...well you know. I thought it'd be funny as well so I went with it. When I got home I realized that it was a pretty immature thing to do and I was questioning whether or not I should call her and tell her about it or to tell my friend to wash it off or something before she gets to it. What do y'all think I should do? Or should I just not say anything?
haha thats pretty funny but before you did it didnt you think about where the dildo had been. haha. anyways, i probably would have done something like that too. yes, it was pretty immature, but hey, we all make mistakes. you should just call your friend and tell them to wash it off. hope i helped. haha. i cant get over that, its pretty funny =]

haha good thing you used gloves. that'd be gross lol/

Q: Ok, I have been having dreams of being with other men even though I have a bf. I love my bf and would never cheat on him. I used to have those dreams a lot but it stopped for a while but now there back =/. I hate it, I used to just get up and forget about it, its just a dream right? But now they are really bothering me. I love my boyfriend so much and our two-year anniversary is coming up. We tell each other everything but I haven’t been able to tell him about this cause he can get very jealous. He tells me stuff like that and it really wouldn’t bother me. Should I tell him? Is there anyway to make the dreams stop? Do they mean something? I used to like all the guys that I dream about, but i really don’t like them anymore. This is how my last dream went...

We were on school busses and they left us at what looked like a mall but also a school. Any way my bf was with me but we got separated and I hung out with my friend and we found out there was a concert on the roof. we went up there and one of my bf's friend that I used to like was there. Anyway during the concert someone bumped into him and he feel on me and kissed me, I kissed him back and then stopped and started crying. He said come on you don’t like him he doesn’t treat you right don’t cry, don’t you like me? Which made me cry more and I ran downstairs and then woke up.

This guy is the one I dream of the most and he’s attractive but I love my bf and think he is much more attractive so why am I having these dreams! And do I tell my bf? I really want these dreams to stop I never even think of those guys and I end up dreaming about them! AH! Please help
mkay. you shouldnt tell your bf quite yet. try spending more time together doing things you both like. your dreams may not mean you dont love your bf or you want to cheat on him it may mean that your relationship isnt as "good" as it was in the beginning. after you try spending time together and you still have the dreams. you should tell your bf about them, tell him you dont like the dreams and all and ask him what he thinks about them. hopefully, he wont think much of them, or even better they stop before you "have" to tell him. eventually, you may feel guilty and feel you have to tell him or the relationship wont last because relationships are about honesty. you could go either way. hope i helped and good luck.

Q: Hi, i have alot of mental health problems which cause me to have high anxiety and panic, which often lead to panic attacks over things that never used to bother me.
Tomorrow i have a 2 and a half hour car journey, i'm getting better at travelling although i still get really panicy which makes me feel sik (can't say THAT word...it;'s my fear of that that has led to alot of my mental and physical illness).
I'm getting proffessional help with it so thats ok, i was just wondering if i get really bad and i watch a dvd (i'm sitting in the front passanger side if that helps), will that make me travel sik?
i know some people cant read magazines in the car, are those people also not able to watch dvd and stuff either because it brings on the travel sikness or is that ok?
I just ask because when i have high panic i have to watch a dvd and i eventually calm down because it's a great distraction, but if i do that when travelling would it make me feel worse?

Thankyou x
well it depends. it doesnt bother me to watch a dvd but it bothers me to read. it might bother you to do both but you should try it and if you cant do it try listening to calming music, like jazz or soul music for a while which might calm you down.

Q: Hello. I'm supposed to be going to get my eyebrow pierced soon and a tattoo on my shoulder. I was wondering if anyone on here has their eyebrow pierced, but also has glasses. I have glasses and I'm thinking it'll look horrible if I get my eyebrow pierced. I just thought of this cuz I'm really weird. If anyone has glasses and also has their eyebrow pierced please let me know, cuz I'd like to know if it'd look good or not. If not, I probably won't get it done. My sister has it pierced but she doesn't have glasses. I asked her if it'd look good and she said yeah, but I think shes lying to me. If you need to see what I look like you can go on my myspace to look at my pics. I only have 2 on there of myself, and their not all that great. I'm an ugly person. I don't have a specific link so just search KxIxMxMxY51890@aol.com That's my email address. My myspace should come up, because I think I changed it from being set to private. Anyone should be able to view it now. If you have a problem viewing my pics please let me know. I really appreciate it. Thank you very much to anyone who answers.
well first you should make sure you really want to get it pierced. and if you do you can get it done see it with the glasses and if you dont like it with glasses you could try contacts...

Q: Ok, I know this is a weird question.

I'm just curious, I'm not trying to get a bigger ass, but anyways, if you really exercise your gludius maximus (aka butt muscle), will you get a bigger butt?
I
not exactly bigger.. tight firm. not as much flab. so better.. and it may look bigger

Q: Im 13 and i need a costume for halloween any ideas or websites i could go to.
well you could do funny scary or sexy/cute/slutty


funny:


--fat person
--peron riding on a horse (or other animal) im being that
--etc.

sexy/cute/slutty


--frech maid
--cheerleader
--waitress
--etc.


Scary:


--samara from the ring 1/2
--a ghoul
--scary face mask
--clown
--etc.

Q: What good *recent* scary movies have come out on DVD?
--ring 2

--saw

--amityville horror

Q: does anyone have any good ideas what i can be for halloween. I'm 14, a girl, and it's going to be liek 60 degrees out. I want to be something, fun, crazy, and sexy. NOT somethign scary or ugly. any ideas? thnx, ill rate
haha you should be a sexy slutty french maid, i was that last year, when some teen boys answered the door--did i get some desperate looks--haha

i hate scary too!

hope i helped

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