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hey every one i am in 9th grade and i am 14 and i love to write and draw paint and things like that i am artistic and loving i love to horse back ride and i love to horse around with my friends i am energetic but serious when i need to be i am always here if you need to talk or ask a question but if you dont want the whole world to see your question i/m me at MyGlisteningTear and that is for aim
E-mail: dolphinbottle78@ohtmail.com
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Location: USA
Occupation: someone to be there when times are rough and a high school fresh man
Age: 14
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Member Since: November 10, 2003
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how do I becom a better speler and reder? Im deslecksic (link)
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Hey
This is Here To Help
To anybody who wants to ask me a question about anything that's bothering them, or things they have to deal with, and you don't want anybody seeing the question you asked, email me at
truevalue53@yahoo.com
please...I love helping people and I'll try helping you. (link)
hehe jessie


Okay, I have a question now. Here it is:
How can I feel the fire?
(*thinking* If only Gackt were an advicenator!)
(*Sings* I need to feel the fire, fire, fire! To keep me warm, I got to feel the fire!!!)

URQUAT!!!!!! TOG!!!!! Okay, I'm done now. (^_^;) (link)
touch it and ... se if ya BURN TO DEATH MWHAHAHAHAHA


Okay like who did it???Why did you take my chocolate???? (link)
i took yes thats what i said i took it i took hahahahaha i have it now and you cant get it


i cant spell and im proud of it am i normal? (link)
vary


ok i'm getting the feeling lately that staplers and staples are out to take over the world. but they can't because the bunny slippers already claimed the world and the world domination rule book states very clearly that once an inanimate object claims some planet to dominate another inanimate object can not dominate it until the other inanimate object has taken over for at least 1 month (you now how things are). but now that i have found out about the staplers and staples i have the feeling that they want to kill me so that i don't ruin their plan. which is a very bad thing because they r now following me.....and getting closer...and closer...and Closer!...and CLOSER!!!...and ::runs away from staplers and staples::. sry that i have to run but those staples hurt when they combine forces with the staplers and staple your finger to the wall!i would talk to the Government but they are already trying to take over the World and could very well just help the staplers, staples, and bunny slippers and that would not be good.not good at ALL!!! so what should i do because i can't sleep because the bunny slippers will eat my feet, i can't stay still for too long because the staplers and staples will staple me to things, and there is a giant rabbit eating all of my flowers in my garden...which has nothing to do with anything but it still is a problem. What Should I do??? Oh no...the bunny slippers are coming...they're too fast...i can't out run them...they're coming....they're AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*monotous voice* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Plz excuse us while the bunny slippers take over the world, the staplers and staples mangle the author of this letter, and the the giant bunny in her backyard eats all of the flowers in her garden.... (link)
dude kira volka penguins are alive and not inatimate and clearly you both are wrong puppets are taking over the world


I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly! (link)
the answer is simple Run RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN eat an oompa lumpa or 2 then RUN RUN RUN then you have to dive into a pool of marshan patato jello and scream at the top of your lungs "i am a smelly macaroon" then stay there while the oompa lumpa's slowly devour you for eating there friends and family


so i'm sailing aboard a ship n noticed there are a few holes in it. microsoft has told my friend that we shud fill them. what shud we fill them with??? we could use socks but we rnt sure cos they mite just soak up the water from the sea n the earth will b dry! can u suggest a sock substitte? (link)
dont sail in a ship with holes


What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? (link)
you'll die ... when the timer beebs on the microwave and you open the door the pop corn will come alive and look at you then say "mwahahahaha i will eat you now!!! you silly macaroon" and then next thing you no popcorn will start flying above your head and start peeing butter and after it had no butter it will fly at you and hit you in the face then when you think all is over the bag will gobble you up and your whole house and then explode and your guts of you and your family members will go flying all over town then the pigeons will eat your remains


Why in the heck do I still have zits at 31? This is ridiculous! My grandmother promised me they would go away, but now she is the only thing that has gone away. Will they go away after I have children? Is it hopeless? (link)
POP THEM!!!!!! no honestly get noxema or how ever you spell it trust me it works


It's obscenely early in the morning, I've not yet gotten to sleep. How do I GET to sleep? (link)
i no this might sound kidish but i always say (or think to myself) "sandman i'm ready" but it really does work you will start yawning soon and then fall asleep i think it is just a mind game but hey it works for me




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