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hey, can anyone help me out? its like 1:48 a.m. and i can't get to sleep. i was wondering if anyone knows any good sites? i'd really appreciate anything! thank you so much!

~bored (link)
I reccomend:
www.spacefem.com (forums are good)
and a bunch of webcomics/webmangas:
www.neondragonart.com
www.building12.com
http://cascadia.verrune.net (that might be .verunne.net, check and see please :P)
www.drowtales.com
and if thats not enough (I read about 35 regularly), try www.online-comics.net


yes or no? (link)
you need to get a life, you moron, and stop wasting time


Hey advicegirl! I know this really cool girl at school named Lauren and she really likes my forensics piece (the one with mrs. gorf)...she's in my spanish class w/ a teacher who's never there, my english class (she sits behind a girl named Diana), she sits infront of me in Biology class, and behind me in algebra. She REALLY likes Pink Floyd!! Um...i was gonna ask you if you know her? i dunno if you two have met before or anything...ok g2g! THanks ADVICEGIRL!!! (link)
Yes, I think I know her, maybe she's one of my personalities... Let's list them, shall we?
-Lauren--yep that'd be the one (actually all my personalities like Pink Floyd)
-Shinrinoneko
-Kira
-Salamander (dont ask)
-The Drunken Monkey (or Puchi Chikin/little chicken)
-POed Girl

that should do for today... :)
I was POed Girl today for the first time in about 5 months (its rare for me to get THAT ANGRY) :P
It was cuz they SCREWED AROUND WITH MY ****in LUNCH!!


I always seem to have dark circles under my eyes,always. I wear glasses so they're not that noticeable but I'd still rather not have them.
I get about 9 1/2 on school nights and a little more on the weekends so it shouldn't be solely lack of sleep.

Does anyone have any ideas why I've got them or how I could get rid of them? (link)
too much sleep can also make you tired; everyone has a set amount of sleep that is good for them.
try sleeping closer to 8 hours or even 7, also, until they go away on their own, try using concealer. Just make sure to get your skin tone, or it'll be REALLY noticable

I sleep about 4 hours and dont have dark circles. I did for a while, but I didnt use concealer because i dont like makeup.


What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? (link)
it doesnt pop right. or it'll catch on fire. depends on the brand. its a lose-lose situation


So I was walking this evening and I accidently stepped into some kerosene. I just shrug it off and keep walking with my jazz hands lookin' all cool when this guy runs by and yells "That building is on fire!" So I start running towards it all like "yeah, who's your hero now?" with my jazz hands, looking cool. I get next to the firy part and my shoes are on fire randomly. Now I'm on a laptop someone gave me. What should I do?! (link)
take off your shoes.


As humans grow technologically, we grow more dependant on that technology, and become less and less physically fit. We no longer need the ability to run down an elk and slit its throat, we merely need to sit in our rocking chairs, put a gun in one hand, and peice of straw in our mouths and hollar, "No dang dere chicken's geetin' away from me, ya heere?!" and fire wildly at the poor fool. My question is simply, over the next thousand year, will humans intergrate technology with their evolution and become, to quote the Red Dwarf movie for no readily apparent reason, Homo-Sapienoids or some form of cyrborg? (link)
More than likely we would become so totally reliant on the technology that we would end up being basically multicellular amoebas with just enough energy to work the machines that we rely on for food, entertainment, etc


ok i'm getting the feeling lately that staplers and staples are out to take over the world. but they can't because the bunny slippers already claimed the world and the world domination rule book states very clearly that once an inanimate object claims some planet to dominate another inanimate object can not dominate it until the other inanimate object has taken over for at least 1 month (you now how things are). but now that i have found out about the staplers and staples i have the feeling that they want to kill me so that i don't ruin their plan. which is a very bad thing because they r now following me.....and getting closer...and closer...and Closer!...and CLOSER!!!...and ::runs away from staplers and staples::. sry that i have to run but those staples hurt when they combine forces with the staplers and staple your finger to the wall!i would talk to the Government but they are already trying to take over the World and could very well just help the staplers, staples, and bunny slippers and that would not be good.not good at ALL!!! so what should i do because i can't sleep because the bunny slippers will eat my feet, i can't stay still for too long because the staplers and staples will staple me to things, and there is a giant rabbit eating all of my flowers in my garden...which has nothing to do with anything but it still is a problem. What Should I do??? Oh no...the bunny slippers are coming...they're too fast...i can't out run them...they're coming....they're AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*monotous voice* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Plz excuse us while the bunny slippers take over the world, the staplers and staples mangle the author of this letter, and the the giant bunny in her backyard eats all of the flowers in her garden.... (link)
Dude. Staples and staplers and bunny slippers cant take over the world.

the most recent edition of the INANIMATE TAKEOVER RULEBOOK states that if any object, animate or inanimate, takes over the world, no one else can unless they can defeat that object. since currently Penguins have taken over the world, they CANT take over. You are not going to be a victim cuz there is no reason for you to be.

Chill.


I have to do an egg drop for school using only rubber bands, straws, two 20oz soda bottles, two empty toilet paper rolls, glue, masking tape, twist ties, copy paper, and a manilla folder. We aren't allowed to use parachutes, it's only allowed to be 40cm x 40cm x 40cm, and it can't weigh more than 100 g (without the egg). My knowledge base on physics is very limited and I've been looking up websites on egg drops but none of them are very helpful. Any suggestions? (link)
easy! physics has little to do w/ it
DONT MAKE A PARACHUTE IT DOESNT WORK
wrap the egg in the toilet paper rolls and paper and tape
put it in the envelope
seal the envelope
then when u drop it, hold the envelope HORIZONTALLY
(like this: ___) (not like this: | )
then it will drift down and the egg will not break (i won gift certificates for a movie this way)
O YEAH! put all sorts of good luck symbols--ours had:
-ankh
-phish
-4leaf clover
-"I believe this can fly"
-"Kineshai" written in kintaran characters
-The Eye of Horus [eye in the sky]
and more
then we kissed it before dropping it each time (kiss fingers and touch it, its a lot cleaner)

o wiat--u hafta use a folder??? O well, just tape it into an envelope :|


What should i do: Mom won't re-supply my cheese nip supply place thingie! My shrine to anime, manga, rpg, and cheesenips(thourgh already) seems so small with out them....T-T How can i persude her into buying them?
Love(dearly not queerly),
The one and only cheepnip and inuyasha obsessor, Sarah
XP (link)
I'm not sure, Sarah W, but maybe you should attempt to save some money and when your mom goes to the store, ASK TO GO WITH HER :O. then when you get there, you have like $7 and buy 2 big boxes of CHEESENIPS.
Then, your shrine will be complete.

btw--have you heard from Sacred InuYasha Bookkeeper lately?




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