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My bgf can't date until his next bday (in may he will be 16) but he and i like each other. he hug and have held hand a couple times and kissed once. the thing is we havent talked for like a week and a half partially cause i lost my cell and he txted me and called but i didnt know but yesterday he called my home but i wasnt home and then he didnt answer anyway today we talked a bit and he came to pick up a paper he need for bio i had copied for him cause he forgot it and he came inside and we talked for a couple min. cause its my bday on sunday and i was like lets do sumthing and he said ok and then wanted to know what i want cause he asked me a month ago or so but i wouldnt tell him. i said sumthing that shows you care i think. anyway we hugged saying bye and then i kissed him. well we both kissed each other but i started it cause i looked at him anyway he works for a christian youth center and that why he cant date cause there staff isnt allowed until they are 16 (weird i know) but i feel super bad cause hes not really suppossed to do that if he cant date. its like we are practically dating only without the commitment. what i want to know is why i am doing this. i feel bad after and i couldnt believe i did but i think i did cause i have thought about it many times before. like if we would kiss again. so i just got used to the idea. i totally acted like he was my bf!!! i think its probably cause i want him to know how much i like him and stuff but im so weird! i was going to ask him how he felt if i dated someone else!!! if i did i would probably end up cheating anyways apparently after THIS. i need lots of opinions and will rate each one!!!!!!!!!! Thank you soooo much! and any tips for NOT doing this! cause i wanted to but not actually! just a whim!!! again thanks!!! ;)

there's nothing wrong with "being together" but not technically going on dates and dealing with parents, the whole thing. many of my friends have kissed, and done more, with more than one guy that weren't their boyfriends. have you ever had a previous relationship? has he? if it's your first time experiencing things, try your hardest to talk with him about these issues, and decide what you want with each other. if you feel like he's someone you trust and feel strongly connected to, you can definitely work it out until may arrives. go ahead, kiss him. it's not wrong if you both like each other and know that you're going to be with each other once he IS technically allowed to date.
hope i helped!

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my boyfriend wants to have sex.
im cool with it, except for the fact that i have bad tan lines from my bikini.
i LOVE to lay out by the pool and therefore have tan lines. going to a tanning bed is out of the question.

what should i do? im self conscience about my tan lines.

DON'T worry about it. he'll be having too much fun to notice or care. he might even find it super hot...it'll be fine!

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15/f me and my boyfriend of went on a break as of yesterday because i keep breaking promises to him. I need some way to prove to him that im not going to do that anymore.. someway to get him back. please help im desperate

don't make promises you can't keep in the first place. and don't be desperate...it was your own fault you broke the promises. it depends who he is and how exactly he feels. if it's meant to be it'll work itself out.

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Hahahahaha tell me a good joke..i wanna laugh so hard that i wanna pee!!

a black rabbi walked into a hollywood tans in florida! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I have to poop, but like..i wanna stay on AIM ..

..diapers

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Ok, ur advice is killing me here! listen, my chicken is trying to KILL me here! He's yelling at me and poking me with a stick . and i tried eating pdding, but it spilled all over me AGAIN! so, i'm screwed. help me. tell me what i can do to make my chicken stop acting like a retard.

hit that chicken! with the purse! hard hard hard hit him him HARD! maybe next time try feeding the chicken some of the pudding. hope i helped

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A casserole is something..but let's change the topic..what should i do with the chicken? and would i taste good if i was fake chciken? please help me!

...chocolate chicken

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Hey, it's the pudding and chicken person again..
Thanks a lot for your advice ! (NOT) Now my chicken is really pissed off at me and chasd with with a stick! And my pudding was good, but it spilled everywhere.
I got another question for you...

If i was a VEGGIE casserole, would i taste good?

whats casserole?

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I like chicken and pudding, but i don't know what to eat right now ..HELP ME!

aahh.. idk im a vegetarian and lactosetolerant! uh...uh... PUDDING!

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