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An aspiring pilot here!!! Feel free to ask me anything under the sun!As for those questions relating to sex and it's attributes,it may not be answered. oh ya!! my name's Terence.
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there is a cockroach- alive and kicking.
you are provided with:-
1 bottle of bleach
1 fake banana
1 rubber slipper
1 hairdryer
2 bimbos
Superman
1 small boy
1 kuali
3 malaysian ringgit
How would you go about using the above materials to kill this cockroach?
Please describe carefully in great detail.
Yours sincerely,
chello
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firstly, with 3 malaysian riggit, u could bribe a boy to take the cockroach to you with his bare hands since he doesn't know what a cockroach is. You can then do the following.

1. Trash the cockroach with the slipper.

2. Stuff the cockroach into the fake banana and fry it with the kuali. You'll then end up with fake goreng cockroach pisang.

3. Drown the cockroach in the bottle of bleach.

4. Blow the cockroach dry with the hairdryer till it becomes crispy.

Alternatively, you could offer the 2 bimbos to Superman and he'll kill the cockroach for you with his laser eyes and cryptonium strength.

hope i helped!

tEr


Male 13

This is kind of long so if you dont have time to read it it is okay

For the past 6 months i have been asking questions about my best friend and how i like her and what not.

Now a little backround info i have known HER for five years we are best friends. Now for the first three years i knew her i just couldnt be around her enough i had a major crush. Then i finally started letting go or hideing my feelings from myself. What ever it was it worked i really thought i was over her. But then about 6 months to a year ago i started liking her again.

i think this happend because she almost got a boy friend. so i have gotten through all the Drama over her so far her almost having a boy friend, her moving her being pushy ext...

But the thing with her her has always been she would say she didnt need a boyfriend and she would talk to me about all of this.

All of asudden she wants a boyfriend (which of course made me upset) But on top of that instead of talking to me about it she talks to this other girl she barley knows. i mean i could understand if she wanted to talk to a girl not a guy but shes never had trouble talking to me before.

the question is what should i do ( i know thats a pretty general question but i am having trouble finding the right words for my question)
I mean she tells me i can talk to her about anything but i have trouble talking to her about her.

SO bassically i just need advice for the whole situation (link)
Hi!

Firstly, everyone has different personalities especially during the puberty stage which I suppose that u are now in. Some girls, during this stage, prefer opening up to someone of their gender instead of a friend, regardless of sex or duration of friendship.

Personally, if I were to be in your situation, I would prefer to keep the friendship instead of confessing and risk losing it. Furthermore, even if you do become successful in winning her heart, it is highly unlikely that the relationship would last for very much of a long time. Getting into a relationship now would also put u to unhealthy exposures such as that of permarital sex and abortions.

I hope that this info would be of help to u. Cheers!

tEr




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