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iM jESSiCA x3 i'M ONLY 15 AND HAVE BEEN THROUGH A TON OF TUFF SHiT FOR MY AGE. WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE EVER HAD TO GO THROUGH. BUT iM HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS AND TRY MY BEST TO GIVE THE BEST ADViCE i CAN x3

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hey! i need to know how do you give head.. becasue me and my boyfriend made a bet and i lost and know i have to give him head.. so how do you do it?

i dont know... watch euro trip. this girl gives a really good demonstraion with a banana. but i dont give head.. so i really dont know what else to say.. sorry hope i helped ...

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Hey everyone, I need help - FAST ! Please just read my situation and try to help me I'm in deep trouble I think.

Okay, so after school today my boyfriendwas at baseball practice and he had to get something from his locker, and kissed me goodbye and at the time I was looking in his bookbag for his cellphone. Then he left and I was looking at pictures and then my friend came and was like "You should see his texts they're dirty." So I was like okay so we saw a girl's texts to him, lets call her Ashley. The texts weren't that bad but they were like 'I wanna hump you' and stuff like that. So my friend said "Wouldn't it be funny if we told Ashley off?" I was like "No it's not our phone." So my friend said "yeah okay whatever." She wrote "ur a whore" and then she had to go but I said "Don't you think we should at least delete the message so that he (my bf) doesn't see it ?" She said "No because then we have evidence that he sent it ." At the time I was not thinking at all and thought that it would work . But now I realize that obviously he's going to know that he didn't send it.
Well, here it gets worse. He called my other friend that is a guy, let's call him Trevor. Well my boyfriend called Trevor and told him how he thinks I told Ashley that she is a whore. Then Trevor called me and made me confess that it was my friend and it turns out my boyfriend was on the phone listening to mine and Trevor's conversation. At least my boyfriend knows the truth, but I dont think he believes me because while I was in the shower he sent me an IM that what I did was a bitchy thing to do.

The problem is, I didn't write the text ! I mean I know I probably should have stopped her but I went along with it. Now my boyfriend is PISSED at me. What can I do?

I'll rate 5's for anything

explain to him that she was th one who wrote it and your sorry for not stopping her and for going through his fone and if he really cares about you hell believe you and then ask him what she was doing saying that stuff to you anyway. but say it calm and caring not hostile and forcing.

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okay well theres this guy. well actually hes my ex. and i mean me and him were together for like a month and then i broke up with him.. but i had soo much going on then and thats why i broke up with him.. well now like everything reminds me of him.. and i cant seem to get over him.. i know i made tha mistake for breakin up with him, and i regret that every single day.. now every time i see him i want him bak.. but i dont know how he feels. and i dont even know if he has a grlfriend..

please help me i dont know what to do.. i want him bak but i know that i cant just tell him "oh i like u again" and i dont even see him that often now..

im soo confused.. and without him i feel soo incomplete.. i really do think he was the one, and i screwed it up..


call him one day and just be like hey. i havent talked to you in a while and i was watching tv when a commercial reminded me of you yeah i know corny but i just wanted to call and see how your doing. whats up?

and then just like talk to him. have a regular conversation and be like im sorry i broke up with you and i wanted you to know you meant alot to me and i hope i didnt hurt you.

and then ask him hows hes been since you.

act totally casual about it so he can feel your totally comfortable.

is he tells you hes single then ask him if hes crushing. dont be forceful or to pushy like ordering him or anything. is he says nobody continue to talk to him. grow a strong friendship and flirt with him innocently without hinting out at first and then gradually show him you still like him without having to just come out and say it. if he says he never got over you then tell him you still like him and care about him. and let thigs go from there.

if he tells you he has a girlfriend. dont let him know your upset. plan a girls night out somewhere where you can meet boys. flirt with guys. and just take things slow. time will ease your pain.

theres plenty of fish in the sea. and everything happens for a reason.

hope i helped

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