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okay so i liked this guy and i thought he liked me back but we got in this HUGE fight. but now were friends again but i still have a thing for him, but i'm postive he doesn't feel the same way. and i'm trying to get over him but it's hard. what do i do? (link)
wow...i am definetly in the EXACT same position... it is really hard to get over someone that u really really liked. This may seem weird but talk to him about it, like ask him who he likes or if he still likes you...you never know what he will say. I talked to the person that i liked and i got positive feedback so you never know what he will say. you cant just get over him like that *snaps*. its impossible. so i hope i helped...


i was at a party and this kid called me into the kitchen then whipped out his wiener (wich was huge) and started dancing or somthing then rubbed his naked bottum half on me. well this wouldnt be soo bad if he hadnt of rubbed him self on me and i didnt have a boyfriend... i didnt really have time to go any where before he did this sooo i dont really feel bad but i do because its like my bf best friend and i have been going out with him for like 3 months and i havnt even seen his wiener yet what should i do tell him or just go on with life????????? and it was really really big..... like 8 inches!!
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go on with life, then you can use the fact that you saw his "wiener" as black mail if he trys to fuck up your relationship with this guy!


As a seventeen year old female who is oober tired of stupid highschool guys and would like to move on to more mature ones... how old is too old for me? (link)
what do i look like? your mother?? jk jk but too old would have to be like older than your dad...

ask the aliens..they know your fate


ok there is this guy name josh and we went out over the summer then broke up a day before school started. I still like him. we havent tlaked in a while but the other day we did a little bit. Last week my friend asked him would he ever go back out with me, and he just smiled. but he has a girlfriend. Also, alst week someone asked him would he ever go out wth this girl name brooke nad he said nnooo .. but he didnt say yes or no when someone asked about me. Then wed. at church, he sat near me but not right next to me .. it went me, his friend murphy(murphy likes me) and then josh and we talked in a group for a little bit. Do you think he still likes me? what should i do? im 14 and female and i need the truth .. please dont just tell me what i want to hear .. i need to hear the truth! (link)
alright you asked for the truth...i think the truth is that you are secretly a wooly mammoth and he has a thing for really hairy women so he will take you back as long as he can lick your thick hair...

jk jk

ok so umm josh is a queer name so you can do better!! plus its silly to go out with a guy more than once unless you want to marry him and bear his children...


hey mel!!

k theres this boy that i like quite a bit and everyone says that he likes me but when every he has the chance to tell me---for example i went to this dance and he was there and all my friends went up to him and told him to dance with me he said that hed think about it and then hed go and dance with another girl while staring at me the whole time---i really like him but i dont want make the first move but i dont think that he will either what should i do??

plz give me a serious answer i really need help!
your, pe buddy (link)
ok first of all...I am unauthorized to be serious so this is what you should do:
you-hey
him-hey
you-will u make the first move?
him-uh..sure
(kiss)
you-thanks


ok--this might sound a little strange. but i really need some help!!

ok thanks night when i was master bating my freaking dildo broke. and i was like "ok wtf!!!" and like..i was really getting into it and everything...but i didnt have my dildo any more. *tear* so i put my pants back on..and went downstairs to look in the refridgeorator. and i got a big round juicy cucumber...and then i also got a carrot.so i went back upstairs and took my pants off and really wanted to get into it this time...so i was doing good and all...but like the cucumber was really big around and i got it up me once or twice but it was just to big..so i had to stop using that b/c pretty soon i wouldnt of been able to get it out. so then i moved on to Mr. Carrot. i stuck it up me really fast..and it really was pleasurable. like serisouly...but then i heard this "snap" and i was like "oh shi*t!!" and the end of the carrot broke off of my...and i have half a carrot stuck up me!! and i have no idea how to get it out!
- please help me. i dont wanna go to the doc. pplleeassee!! (link)
take some twizers, get someone to hold them, grab onto Mr. Carrot and have them pull!!! if that dosent work then ur fucking screwed and u might be having some baby carrots soon

Much Love,
Melanie


well i like this girl and she said she likes me to but she said she also likes 3 other guys at the same time but she wants 2 go out with me. should i wait until she just likes me or ask her out now?
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try a tic tac


While I was dating another guy, I told my ex-boyfriend I loved him. He said he loved me. I broke up with the other guy just yesterday. My friend told me that she heard my ex-boyfriend say that he doesn't want us to stop being friends if we go out again. My question is "Do you think my ex-boyfriend will ask me out." (link)
you really know want to know what i think? I think you should start a revolution full of scottish prostitutes and take over the u.s with unicorns.


mucho grando love,

mo' and bo'


I really like this guy...he knows now and i hate it! I like him a lot though! What do i do???
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I suggest you remove yourself from the gene pool. Drugs work, or if u want a quick death theres always the shotgun...or you could just GET OVER IT!

Much Love,
Mel




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