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Q: hey. i just met a girl about a week ago and weve only had one conversation but it was PERFECT. i knew that she was definetly the one. but heres the thing. i always act weird! ALWAYS. like sometimes im myself and confident and others im shy...and sometimes i talk to people trying to impress them. i have always done this and i hate it. what can i do to stop trying to impress people??
PS-please give real answers. what do i mean real? i mean no "just be yourself"/"dont think about it" crap.
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I would NEVER give crap answers like "just be yourself." You could be a real loser--how do I know?
On the assumption you aren't--a risky prospect in the modern world--I will give you some classy advice.
If there is anyone in this world who gives a crappy-poo about you (even when you're stupid), you're golden. The whole world can kiss your not-so-royal buttox, because you know that most people don't care what you're doing or how stupidly you're doing it -- unless it is caught on tape, (because then it is freaking hilarious).
Secondly, just assume you aren't impressing anyone. That's usually the truth, no matter how hot you are. Well, that's a lie. If you're really hot, I'm darned impressed and would like a phone number please.
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Q: ok hey, question for the girls. How would you feel if your boyfriend did something like this for you on Xmas. (by the way i am the male not the female lol) I get 2 roses, and put each in their own wrapped box. Ill say "when this rose dries up and dies, i will love you more," then give her the box and let her unwrap the first rose. then say "when this rose dries up and dies, you will love me more," then give her the box and let her open it. Then i will take a third box and say "when this rose dries up and dies, i will STOP loving you." and she will open the box, and it will be a glass rose. (for all the blondes out there, glass doesnt dry up and die ;-)) Ever. lol. what do ya think?
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First of all, thanks for the hint about the glass rose, I was getting so peeved-off.
Cute idea, chick will get all mushy, and-hey- you may score.
However, my friend thinks this idea is really creepy. She hates things that dry up and die, like old men wee-wees.
Take my advice, though. I'm not so judgmental about shriveled things. Can't afford to be.
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Q: my ex boyfriend of over 2 months is talking to another girl but yet he still talks to me when he sees me and talks to me on aim and everything and he toild my friend that we was gettin back 2gether but we dont never get to talk about it becasue everytime we finally talk she calls him...he told me that it would be easier if we went to the same school and im moving to the school that he goes to next semester but i cant go right now like he wants me to because that would be crazy to move in the middle of the first semester ya know...he told all my friends he still likes me but he needs time to think and that he cares about me and likes me alot but its hard so what should i do?
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First off, are you one of those people who talks and talks until they run out of air? Because reading that question made me want to visit an oxygen bar.
Secondly, you need a new pastime. Start hounding a whole group of boys instead of just one. Share the wealth! Maybe your dude will be all revved-up to get you back once he sees you hanging out with other fellas. Or, he might just be relieved you found another person to talk to death. Either way, you're golden.
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Q: Hey, there's this guy,...let's call him *Gavin*. Well, i dont know *Gavin* that well. but this is what i do know,...he's a football player, he's not real smart, he friends with alot of people and he's nice and funny, and a little retarded sometimes,...and i think he's shy,...but i kind of like *Gavin* but i dont know him that well,...what should i do to get to know him better? or for him to notice me?
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Dear *Person*,
A real quick way to get a dumb guy's attention is to streak. It's not always legal, but it's sure to get some looks. Make sure you're in shape, first. We don't need no flappin'.
Now, *Person*, what makes you crave a beefcake with no brains? Are we lusting with no real desire for commitment? Well, that's all in good fun and I recommend it highly.
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Q: what if your boyfriend does not know your kissing his best friend and me and his friend act wierd around him
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First of all, we should practice the wonderful gift of punctuation.
Why are you being a subtle tart? If you want to be a tart, be a proud tart!
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Q: Ok im a BOY and 14 years old...i like another girl...she is pretty kind to me and is 16...idk how i shud tell her that i rlly love her...ask her e-mail?go to a movie with her?please help!
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First, I am going to analyze your question.
You proudly declare that you are a BOY. Then you say you like "another girl". Are you suffering from an identity crisis? Could you be feeling like a female?
Perhaps you are like my brother, who proudly declared at eight years-old that he was "a lesbian boy."
Secondly, I would not just bust out with, "I love you!" Warm her up a little with a gentle, "Hey, babe, wanna make-out in the back of a dimly lit theater?"
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Member Since: October 28, 2005 Answers: 15 Last Update: November 2, 2005 Visitors: 3135
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