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give me sex appeal adivice i wanna be hot and i want all the men to love me and want me
uhhh dress slutty and .. have sex alot.. and be pretty.. ((but dont hit on dane.)) haha! :)
once me and my boyfriend ere making out and he was feeling me up and then i went into his pants to up * SUCK ON A LOLI POP * but then i went into his pants and umm there wasnt a you know what. i freaked out and left his house. should i dump him?
- OH NO!
totally..whats the point of going out with him if he doesnt have a dick?!!?
wow thanks Lacey you've helped me through so much! i bought a tooth brush.. well stole another. i am on a ship to africa ina few minutes but one of the drivers wants to f.uck me then throw me in the back buts its the only way to get there. should i do it or contiunuing stealing stuff at the local fred meyer. whgich should i do? the driver is kinda cute compared to the other hobos on the street. he says i could make a very nice hoe on the streets[ whats a hoe? ] but it sounds like a wonderful job for money! should i take it or leave it?
- too poor so im using a library computer
TOTALLY TAKE IT!
Okay..he two friends that i know are like making him ask me out but hes scared cause he won't be able to see me that much for like 3 months..and i mean i REALLY like him...i really want to go out with him cause he says everything so right! What do i do now??
Also..nice advice..your really good..but why will you hunt me down! :-) haha!
ooohh hey!.. alright so i take it that he is hot.. thats a good thing.. so i think you should tell him that you wanna go out with him and that you think he is really hot and you shouldnt really like.. ask him out but make it obvious that if he asked you out then you would say yes and that you really like him.. and yah three months is a LOOONG time i kno.. i think not seeing a hottie for like.. 2 weeks is way too long.. but if you really like him.. you ;should totally wait the 3 months.. cuz waiting is WAAAAY better than not having him at all...
BTW:: the hunting down thing was a joke cuz i want to go out with this older guy.. but you actually have the chance so i was saying i would be really mad if you didnt take the chance.. haha im not crazy i sware! hah
Ok...I'm 16 years old and I don't go to a regular school...I go to a girls' school. I don't KNOW any boys. I just don't. I wanted to meet some because I really want a boyfriend. So, I went to a restaurant the other day, and started smiling at one of the guys there. He just gave me a look like "What? Why are you staring at me?"
What is wrong with me??? I thought that was a good way!!
Well, atleast I got his attention, right?
ugh.........
uhh no.. why would that be a good idea to just stare at someone..? they are probably thinking like... wtf i must be really ugly cuz that girl is like staring at me.. and also.. why would you go to a resturaunt..? and also.. tell your mom to get you out of that gay school..
how do you know if you are pregnant?
-- umm you get really fat and then one day.. a baby pops out. good luck with that?
im totally into my best friends cousin! we are always flirting when we see each other! but he tried to remote me! then he tried to finger me once right in front of my mom! i really like him, he's sweet, cute, into me, but he just always wants to do something to me! how can i make him stop in front of other ppl?!?! he even tried to put his twanger in my anal when we were in school! but seriosuly, he's so good at that (and so hott) that im positive he will be great in bed (or couch, beach, table, airplane, bus, honey bucket, or anywhere else!) how can i make him stop while in public(i enjoy it anywhere else!)
--who cares if people watch.. its not like they dont do it either...! hah
i recently found myself having the simple pleasure of masturbating with a water bottle and my shaving cream gel container. my mom caught me in the shower (i called for more shampoo) with the shaving gel container up my "pussy" area. then i was sitting on the dryer and i ptu shoes in there (gives more pleasure). i told my mom i was waiting for my clothes to dry, but she saw my face and knew i was having an orgasm! then i recently have found myself attracted to my pussy cats extremely large cock (its like 7 inches! i measured!) is this weird? please let me know!
P.S. my boyfriend hasnt found out, but dont tell him, he's the guy with the afro, yellow jacket, always has his CD player and jamming out to it, and walking down the streets of issaquah! his name is kenny!
--umm maybe your like.. retarded?..
instead of snorting stuff like sprite and candy up my nose...i like to use my vagina. i've put coca-cola up there, carrots, cheetohs, apple seeds, and my favorite my mom's home-maid cake, just like last years birthday cake (she was wondering where it all went, i told her i gave it to the homeless girl on the corner of front st. and sunset). its starting to get funky smells, what should i do?
P.S. i already tried to snort soap up my vagina
--well there is a disposable douche at QFC for those kind of things.. thanks sign again (this was answered bye mischievieas mackenzie look me up!) --369 dane is fines answer-- umm well.. thats gross.. bye
ok, well me n' my boyfriend always have sex at his house because his parents are never home. well he only has a twin size bed. so whenever we have sex we always fall off. sure it gives sex an extra boost of excitement, but somehow im always on the bottom when we fall and i always get these bruises. so my mom suspects he is abusing me, but in reality he is F*UCKING me hard! should i tell my mom what we're really doing before she calls the cops?
--just tell her to mind her own f*ucking buissness she isnt your mom..or tell and ur mom can join and you can have a threesome!?! hah i am totally joking.
ok me and my boyfriend have been dating for about a year now.. and we never had sex because he has a gay rule thats no sex untill 16. but come on, we in the mood when we see each other and his parents are never home and he has a lock on his door so why not. should i dump him for another guy or should i tell him i want to have sex really bad because i get really horny sometimes and masterbate with weird objects.. [highlighters work the best] but i wish we could just get it over with! what should i do!?
-signed, desperate for sex
--well if your boyfriend is hot.. you should totally keep him.. and just like.. rape him? hahh but if he is ugly.. then get a new guy
my boyfriend has a teeny weeny (no he's not asain). he is ok in bed, but i just wish it was bigger so that when im giving him a blow job i dont get as close to his pubes.....should i tell him so maybe he will go and get his teeny weeny enlargend?
--i think you should secretly give him inhancers.. or just dont suck his dick? either one is good!
i cheated on my boyfriend with a kangaroo... but to tell you the truth our sex was really good. he has me hopping up and DOWN! it was great. how do i tell my boyfriend i did this?
- hopper
hahahahahahha wow cassie and kortni.. your having way to much fun with this but.. uhh... just tell him u met sum1 else?
is using a dilldo the same thing as having sex? is it considered losing my virginity?
i dono.. byE
my mom's boyfriend saw me and my boyfriend having sex on the beach (no not the drink). man this was some hard core stuff, the best i've ever had with him! but this really sux because my mom's boyfriend (Nathanial) said that the only way he wont tell my mom is if i give him a blow job and anal sex! should i just tell my mom before he tells her or should i just give him what he wants...?
P.S. he's looking pretty good for 34
well if he is hot you should totally do him.. and then tell ur mom that he raped you.. and then.. you could sue him and get money!... so then .. that would work out perfect for you!=
omgosh im pregnant....but i am 12 years old! im not ready and its been 3 months and my mom doesnt know she thinks im fat. shes sending me to bally's today and i dono if thats good for the baby. its a boy. its name is gary. his daddy was a good man too bad he died in a car accendent.. then shot... then ran over.... then shot again. so now hes a bastard child. should i tell my mom or have a baby and say im a baby sitter? please help me.
you should just tell your mom that you found a baby on the side of the road and you didnt wanna leave it there.. so u took it.. and then when you get really pregnant u should just tell her that your too fat to work out.. and that you will take pills so that after you have a baby you can just get skinny again.. OK BYE
my boyfriend has really big balls and im not sure if thats normal or not. im not talking about big im talking hugeness like watermelons! and all the other guys i've been with, they didnt have extremely large balls. so what does this mean and what should i do?
uhhhhh yah.. thats weird.. i dono what to say.. bye
ok one night me and my boyfriend we umm doing " something " and we was about to stick his " you know what " in my " ahem " and i noticed it was crooked and he was really hairy and i didnt want to say anything because i really like this boy what should i do?
hahahahahha omg your boyfriend is a loser.. dont do anything w. him he is like deformed.. try to find a new guy who is hot.. and isnt crooked/hairy cuz thats gross
Yo, like I'm really ghetto an everything.. but I can't seem to get a boyfriend that doesnt resemble an animal. I am really hot, tall.. brunette - white/orange. Please gimmie some advice.. i really want a boyfriend!
- Shanequia
have you ever thought you looked like an animal too? hope i helped.
ok me and my friend were hanging out one winter night and i really like to paint and she asked me if i would paint her and i said ok whats a problem with painting a good friend? so then i go and get my painting supplies and then i come back and shes on my couch nude! so after painting half in shock i say im hungry and im tired of painting and when i go into the kichen i grab some chips and i come back and shes in a chair reading a book about sex and she picks a chapter about "girl on girl action" and says we should try.. but i cant turn it down because she will think that i think shes really really freaky even though i know she is! and so then she goes over to kiss me and she puts her tongue in my mouth and we start like making out then after a good 2 seconds i run to get the phone * thank God my dad was calling * and i told her he was coming home so she had to put on her clothes. and now i have a boyfriend and i can tell shes jealous. what the f*uck should i do?
eww your friend seems really nasty i would never ever ever ever talk to her again cuz hse is like.. a lesbian.. you should set her up with some other lesbian at your school and let them have fun with each other.. but stay away from her cuz she can like.. rape you.. eww.. so yah ok bye!