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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."
If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.
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This is by far the most weirdest dream I have ever had.
First it started out at a gas station; my boyfriend was with me and there was a woman with a german shepard; her daughter was up against the fence, and she had her hand on my boyfriends face. I saw him get closer and closer to her; and I told her "Dont you touch him!" and than I noticed my boyfriend getting mad, and I looked at her and said, "I'm kidding!" and she laughed.
Than I fell in a hole. There was a piece of wood that caught me inbewteen my legs and people started laughing. Than, somehow I ended up in the back of a car, and got out.
Than I ended up at my house, and saw my yorkie alot bigger; like normal size (right now she's two months) and my boyfriend and my dad were playing a video game, and my boyfriends penis was hanging out of a hole in his boxers and it was opening up like a Tulip. Than I noticed on my leg, I had a big bruise that covered up my entire calf. My dad smacked it and I started screaming; I couldn't breathe at all; and I began to cry.
I woke up screaming and crying. My boyfriend had to wake me up to get me to quit.
What does this mean?
it means exactly the same thing as my dream sequence from earlier this evening about doing a giant barrel roll jump over the grand canyon in a candy apple red 1969 camaro Z28 with a chrome blower, and mag wheels while jammin out to Lynyrd Skynyrd- absolutely nothing. or like my war nightmares. its just your brain's way of processing your memories.
-Gunner
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Thank you so much!
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