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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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So, I'm a very mellow person, i don't enjoy drama, yet i like dealing with other peoples, thus advicenators. But i like to know random stuff just cause i can, so here's an easy to answer question for all of you people out there. Tell exactly what it is that makes you like that one special person, maybe it'll be an eye opener for some of you.

hahahaha!! that last one was priceless.
okay, the one thing that makes me like that special person...
hint: NOT her penis.
personality trait would have to be compassion. you can tell a lot by how a girl treats animals, if she's in good with my dog, then she's my kind of girl.
physical trait would be her eyes. if a girl smiles and her eyes show it, it drives me up the wall. if she's got the dead eyes of a wanton killing machine(like that hannah montana girl), then I will as a rule be armed at all times around her.
you never know when the inner psychopath will reach out with them.
-Gunner

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You ask for an opinion, and then rate the opinion given as a 2. how the fuck does that work?

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(Rating: 2) it works because you should be less of a butt and control your temper.


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