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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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Hello world, my 6 years anniversary of dating with my boyfriend is coming up and i need all the ideas and places to go celebrate! i want this to be the best romantic day ever. any suggesting ideas? Thanks

first off, congrats. thats pretty badass.
second: why are you coming up with the activities? thats his job. it should be more of a him thinking "she really likes doing 'x' hobby, and eating 'y' food, and she said that 'z' movie looked really good, so I'm going to have all of that scheduled, and throw flowers into the mix"... but it may just be that I'm old-fashioned. really wish you had listed your favorite hobbies.. then I'd know for certain that a rock-climbing adventure is out of the question. perhaps a night on the town? dinner at some fancy dress-up place, checking out an art gallery, random pointless walking around town to a romantic view... I'm trying, but its kinda hard without further guidance. perhaps you guys live out in the boonies and enjoy raccoon hunting. do that then, but with flowers.
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(Rating: 5) thank you very much. i love all your ideas i would def. look into those place


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