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Ok I weigh 250 pounds 5'11 and im joining the Marine Corps. They gave me a diet and work out plan and ill be joining after about six months, but if can lose 50 pounds, more or less, in 3 months i could join earlier. My question is with proper diet and exercise is it possible to lose that much weight in 3 months?

a pound of fat is 3500 calories. you want to lose fifty pounds of fat(175,000 calories). if you starve yourself, this is easy. but you're going to gain it right back, and if you go to basic looking like an ethiopian, you will fail. take the time, lose the weight right. eat healthy, and build muscle mass. if you pass, you will be coming over here to afghanistan. and you will need to be in shape. because skinny unhealthy ethiopian fucks and fat fucks get good dudes killed. take a year to shed those pounds and you're looking at either cutting 500 calories a day from your intake, or burning those calories off by excercising. or, you could be retarded and do a crash plan and drop 1000 calories a day. but you'd have to be retarded to do that. I dropped 42 pounds and got in shape to join. it took a year, and I did a helluva lot better than those idiots that starved themselves for six months.
good luck.
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(Rating: 5) I apreciate advice from a guy who actulally is in the military thanks man and ill definatly use this advice


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