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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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Age: 26
Member Since: January 11, 2005
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GUYS OPINION (or girls it really doesnt matter)

do i sound hot??

5'6, blonde, blue eyes, 34b, long legs, slight tan, skinny, 104 lbs, hair is long and pin straight, long torso, flat stomach, normal sized ears eyes nose and mouth lol, thats all i can think of

hell yeah. I'd have to see pics to be sure, but you're pretty well off with those stats.
-Gunner

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(Rating: 5) thank u!!!!!!!!! OMG your amazing!!


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