Hi, I call myself Ignatz after Dan Herriman's character in the old "Krazy Kat" comic strip. I'm 44, father of 3, husband to one, crazy about music and books and food and movies and history and martial arts. I've had some wild and crazy times in my life, and I figure I might as well put in some of my perspective.
I promise not to talk down to anyone or make fun,and I promise not to BS anyone. If you're old enough to ask a frank question, you're old enough to get a frank answer. Oh, and if you ask me a question directly, please be patient. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. My life's a bit hectic. :-)
Gender: Male
Location: St. Louis, MO
Occupation: Professional dad
Age: 44
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ok there are alot of jerks at my school and im not completely dry when it comes to insults but i want some good ones that will make them speechless so i can be left alone and stick up for the people getting bullied and harrassed. im ready to put a stop to it.i think some people need to be put in there place and knocked down a notch. (link)
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So you wanna learn to play the dozens.
"Did your mama have any children that lived?"
More complex: Look at them as if they're something weird you found on the bottom of your shoe. When they ask what you're looking at, say, "Sorry, I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
"If ugly was bricks, you'd be a housing project."
"I bet you bite your toenails, fungus and all."
"Still dating that inflatable doll?"
"My friend was doing an impression of you. I told her to stop acting like an idiot."
There's a lot more at this link: http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_insults.html
Be creative, and keep it short. Talk too long and you'll lose your momentum. Just be prepared for the chance that somebody could get really mad at you and arrange a beatdown.
Hope this helps.
PS: check out the original insult comic, Don Rickles, for a lot more material.
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the people here aremorons if theyd fight me they would do it on the spot and im pretty big and like to keep friends close and im not saying you think this but it seems like im trying to piss people off i justgive them a taste of their own meds i guess
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