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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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what is the company that makes mars bars and snickers and starburst???

my friend told me that that company supports animal cruelty. not many companies do is this true?

mars.
whats the most cruel experiment a candy company going to do? feed rats a ton of candybars to see the effect on its metabloism? I remember the chocolate boycott back in the 80s, and that was because they were paying people pennies a day to harvest the cocoa in africa....
so what if they're making mice fat, the mouse is happy with the arrangement, and they're not the most sentient bunch. mouse eat, mouse happy, mouse screws mouse, mice happy.
-Gunner.

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