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hey there, i'm missy!

the names missy, i'm 16 years old growing up in chicago. i hate when people judge me, so dont. if you steal my picture, i'll fucking hunt you down (; anyways; i'm really great at giving advice. probably because i've been through a lot of shit in my life. from the time i could remember until one year ago, my parents were both huge alchoholics. i basically taught myself everything. dont write sympathy notes to my inbox either, because i hate that. i'm always really nice to everyone and i dont judge people the first time i see them. i find that wrong to the furthest point! every person has their own story, so i choose to listen (: my boyfriend of two years is darren. darren is my life. honestly, he completes me in so many ways. he's the only person that makes me completely happy. i truly love him. so ask me as many questions as you need, i'm not a fake bitch and i dont give you phony answers. have a nice day (:

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I went to this summer camp once, and I made friends with this girl and her older brother. They were a bit younger than me, but we were the oldest there. This was about two-three years ago.

Well, the guy added me on myspace, and we talk once in a while. And then kaboom!! he asks me out! I say yes, I don't know why, and then he says that maybe we shouldn't. Ok. No big deal. I don't like you that way anyway. This was two years ago.

Now hes sendng me these messages through myspace like to rate him, and list the things I would potentially be willing to do with him. Well, I only like him as a friend. Period.

What should I do when he sends me these messages? So far, he sent me two, the first one of which I filled out, but I really truly listed the things I would do with him (I think the furthest was hugging... but as friends, ya know?)

Well this one that he sent me I have to rate him. Could anyone suggest how I should rate him without hurting his feelings, but not making it sound like I like him that way, either?

---GRADE ME---
F= damn you're ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but you need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and you're cool I guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = ... will you go out with me?.... seriously!
A++= will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP

Should I put A-?

...he's not extremely attractive, but obviously he just sent it to me so I would tell him something like "I'd hit that, will you go out with me?, etc.

B- = Your kinda cute and you're cool I guess

(;
He wont get his feelings hurt on that one.
Plus, the cool part makes it out as a friend
rating (; hope i helped.

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(Rating: 5) Ok, thank you!
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