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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.


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Okay...very complicated situation, very simple question. How do you win a guy back over?
We broke up, but we didn't really break up. We still hug and kiss and shit, but I feel as though he's trying to convince himself he doesn't love me anymore because what he felt for me freaked him out, or something.
However, I want him to miss me so I thought maybe I'd just leave him alone for awhile and be a little bitchy to him and see what he does.
But then I wonder if he's trying to drive me away, and if I did that he'd still get his way.
I'm tired of playing his games. I need to be stronger and like, not avoid him but not give into him. Like I'll wanna do something and he'll alter the plans or something and I'll just go along with it, and I think I need to stop.
Giving him the cold shoulder would work if he isn't trying to drive me away...but at this point I feel like I have nothing left to lose.
He turned into a nasty, controlling douchebag like all of a sudden and I want the sweet romantic guy I fell in love with back...=(
Any thoughts?

Just keep on beong bitchy.Dont give him the cold shoulder though and ignore him.Kind of watch him from afar and pretend to just run into him every once in awhile.People I did that to started to get all emo and depressed intill I stopped being bitchy and started to be really nice.He got all happy and actually asked me out and was with me always.So just get a attitude with him.=)

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(Rating: 5) Hmm, good idea. =)

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