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hi i'm smelly good my mother gave that name to me as a baby. then off to the circus i went. now i go all over the world to
entertain people. life on the road is hard but i love it. my best friend is a girl with no legs so she has to walk on her hands.
i can talk to animals. it's a fun job. but sometimes very hard. after my mother gave me to circus people i never saw her
again. but thats ok because i love my new family. my mom is named mary she can pick things up with her eyes. my dads name is normon he really can't do anything. well the circus is calling the people are waiting i have to go.
smelly good
Gender: Female
Location: helsinki
Occupation: in a circus/spit fire
Member Since: April 30, 2006
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I'm going to my best friends bat mitzpa. I'm wearing a black dress with a black purse, black open toed shoes, and possibly a little black makeup. Should I wear black stockings? I'm African-American and 5'5. If this helps at all, I have a scar pale scar on my foot, nice toenails, and im not dark at all- im a little darker than chocolate milk but lighter than milk chocolate. (link)
i think you should wear stockings. but thats just me.

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thanks! im glad i know ur not just following everyone else




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