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E-mail: sp4rklingr4in@yahoo.com
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I always worry when I'm home alone. Like I always think the worst. I don't know if there's something wrong with me or what but I am always thinking of what would happen if robbers broke in. I just know I would pass out. Because I know if I hear something in the house I will get real nervous and start to feel like I am gonna faint. Could their be something wrong with me? Or is it just all in my mind? (link)
Don't feel too paranoid. I think that you just watch too many movies, that's all. Whenever I'm home alone and I feel scared, I like to think of it this way-

There's a better chance that a really hot guy will jump out of my closet and do a dance for me than there's a chance that a scary robber will break into my house and kill me.

Even though that thought might not be very realistic, I like to think about it anyways; it makes all my worries go away. Hahaha!


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Haha, That made me laugh. Thanks!




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