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"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."





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Okay this may seem strange but my friend is going out with my ex boyfriend and i'm really mad. Jordan (( my ex )) and I broke up in August and I really don't think that i still like him, that is untill my best friend decided to date him. I could've told her that it bothered me but I didn't! I think I like Jordan again but i don't know...I just don't want my friend to date him or any of my friends...what's going on and what should I do about this? Please Help! I'll rate 5's unless you're mean...


sincerley,
brokenhearted && confused =/

What is going on? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IS GOING ON!

You dumped your boyfriend and your friends took the gold.

Everyones trash is anothers treasure. Ya get me?

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(Rating: 1) yeah uhm this would go under the "mean" catagory


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