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(16/f) One of my good guy friends and I are starting to like hang out more and he's told like the whole world he likes me.. but that's not the point. One day at tennis practice I was telling one of my really good friends that he liked me and since then she's been like all over him and it's really annoying! This isn't even the first time that she's done this! Ok and by "all over him" she's really just flirting with him. But she didn't used to. A year ago she had a SMALL crush on him but since then she's had like a zillion crushes *let's be honest she's a little boy crazy*. What should I dooo?!
I'm really liking this guy but I don't want her to be mad at me or something
thnks!

Lets not talk about what you should "dooo" but what you shouldn't "dooo"

"dooo" not put "dooo" in anything.

"dooo" not tell your friend in which you already knew was guy happy, and has already flirted with someone you admitted to liking before who it is you like currently.

You lack common sense. What you should do is think about how far you plan to go in life.

Anyways, it doesn't really matter. Even if she does steal you guy who cares? I mean, your realtionship with him would only of lasted 6 months anyways. Save yourself the heartbreak.

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(Rating: 1) Actually i've been really close friends with him for 5 years and I met her 2 years ago... and she doesn't even talk about this guy anymore..I can put "dooo" in anything I want to and you can't spell relationship right. It's Let's not lets. You lack knowledge of anything except how to make yourself happy. Thanks for the advice!


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