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My mom is making me go to youthgroup.. and I hate it, and tomrrow SUNDAY i have to go to the youthgroup kick off to play "mud volleyball" to some it sounds OH SO fun but NOT TO ME, i do not want to dothat. I DONT WANT TO, and my mom said I dont have to go, but I know the next day the lady will callme, and yellat me and everything else. ANd I dont want to deal with this all AT ALL, itsmaking me so annoyed and frusterated.. cause its either I go and sit out all by myself while all the stupid kids play a dumb game and get yelled at for not participating or not go and get yelled at for not going.
UGH
Dont go and get yelled at for blowing it off. Get agressive with the lady so she doesn't know what to do. If she gets super pissed tell her you won the argument and she should shut up for her own good. Then pretend to start laughing at her.
No, I'm not joking with you. She'll feel like and idiot once you do this and will probably hang up. You may feel dumb, but trust me, it makes for a good story.
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