About shake
*WARNING*
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so emtpy that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with the authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masterbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
Ask Me For Advice
View Feedback
Make Favorite Columnist
Website: http://www.xanga.com/rantsuck
E-mail: pimpstickagostop@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: No one cares
Occupation: Journalist
Age: 22
AIM: shootthefat1
Member Since: February 10, 2005
Answers: 2248
Last Update: December 24, 2005
Visitors: 34808
Favorite Columnists
hitler_the_goat
poa
naimee
savorystillborns
Advicenators.com
|
|
|
I have been talking to this guy on the internet for three months now and we both really like each other. I am a sixteen year old female. My parents don't know about him because they would completely freak out if they found out that I have given this guy my cell phone numberand the state in which I live. I want to tell them but I don't want to have to break up my relationship with him just because they don't trust people. What should I do?
Oh god no!!! Not the state in which you currently reside!!! I mean, that's terrible! Like he could find you if you gave him the hint you live in New York! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!
ANyways. Net realtionships dont work out. You'll last for at most a year, just in hope that something will spark. Probably wont though.
Also, he's probably just some creepy guy out to get you, rape you, kill you, and throw you in a ditch on the side of Highway 113.
[view]
(Rating: 3)
I understand the whole "he might not be what he seems to be" thing but I have been through this many times and I know how to weed them out. He completely understands that there are a lot of freaks out there that are acting but I'm not going to give up on him. I think my parents are just paranoid. I am careful. You can meet freaks off the interent too you. Trust me on this.
| |
