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"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
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I'm 15/f
Way too many guys like one of my best friends. It's just so annoying how many boys like her, and the ONE person I like likes her too which really sucks because whenever we all hang out together he doesn't even notice me. IM NOT JEALOUS! It just bothers me, and sometimes if I tell her that someone else likes her she'll be like who doesn't? Or something like that and it's just soo annoying. What should I do?
---x0 GiNa 0x
You're jealous. Come to face with that. You can't stand the fact everyone likes her. What should you do? What do you want to do? This question doesn't fit with the story you've given. You can't to anything about her being pretty.
Get used to the fact she looks better than you do. Maybe you'll stop caring. Get used to the fact all the people you like will like her. Stop caring.
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U ASSHOLE!
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