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i really like this guy that i met, and i think he really likes me too. here are some things he does when he sees me:
1. his face brightens up
2. he leans in to conversation
3. he finds excuses to talk to me even if it means leaving the group of people he's with
4. he lightly brushes me on the arm
5. he smiles so big
6. he makes me feel extremely comfortable
7. he makes excessive eye contact
8. he glances over towards me all the time
9. when he hugged me he did a weird scratchy thing on my back (i don't know if this is good or bad.. heee hee)

anyway, i know where he is going to be soon, and i decided not to go. because i'm a naturally shy person, i haven't excessively flirted. i'm not sure i've even flirted that much at all. when he looks at me i make an effort not to look at him because i feel it will be awkward. i feel like i'm unintentionally acting cold towards him, not dropping enough signals. when my friends see him, should i tell them to tell him that they think i like him just to give him the okay to initiate something else? or would that scare him shitless and make him pity me or something? should i just leave it and not let him know unless it's through body language? what are the effects of having friends tell a person you like them? does it make them feel like they have power over you?

help! i'll rate really high.

i rec, if he gets neer, flanthraprope on the pope-e seeds, you ken b reel quiuet by doin tat, he b doing real good fava for ya 2

hee hee, you guns hava 2 stop sayin tat

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(Rating: 1) you guns hava 2 stop sayin TAT bitch


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