Member Since:
June 22, 2005Answers:
57Last Update:
July 22, 2005Visitors:
6709Favorite Columnists
Napalm350z
artistegirly
Sporkster
FunnyCide
stalkingroxy911
Main Categories:
Random Weirdos
Mental health
Activism
View All
about
advice
okay i have thirty pets what should i do i have ten parrots and they get on my nerves thanks i will rate high and i have 7 cats 5 dogs and tons of other animals
polly
Well, Polly, I'd say to feed the parrots to the cats and dogs, eat any parrot that is left over, give some of the dogs to the humane society, and keep all the cats as house pets.
Or, you could just eat all of them. Unless you have horses, then you don't eat them. POACHER!
Give the pets away to good homes, except for the parrots. Eat them for supper. Very good... mmm... parrot.
Sell the pets that are valuable. Except for the parrots. You should eat them for lunch. Mmm... parrot!
Set them free. Just let them go. If you have snakes or rabbits or mice or insects of any kind, this is a good option. Except for the parrots. Eat them for breakfast. Mmmm.... parrot!!
What was your question? You never used any question marks or anything. If this didn't answer, at least you know you should eat the parrots for breakfast, lunch, dinner/supper or for a snack!
*IC
Mmm... parrot tastes like chicken!
(Rating: 1) i cant eat my parrot now give better advice next time