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Do you need big brother advice, but don't need that non-stop punching that comes from a real big brother? Well, that's me.
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Ok, so I like, noticed this one guy on this site, who I think I might work with. I have a strong desire to cut him good. My question is, what kind of knife should I use to cut y...him? (link)
If you're wanting to cut him good (but not kill him?), it's not about what kind of knofe. It's about the length of the blade. Even a dull knife, when given proper force, can easily pierce the skin and do heavy internal damage.
Therefore, if you really want to get the job done, go with blade size. Which means ditch the knife, and go with a sword. I highly recommend the swords that are sold for 275 tickets at Fantasy World in Abilene, TX. (If you know where Abilene is, then come on down, K . . . Mister!)


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I already own a sword. Expect it in your chest sometime in the near future.




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